Memorable Quotes from Animaniacs

Hello, Nurse!

I’m cute and lovable, it’s part of my charm!

I’m the wheel deal!

I’m not crazy, I’m just drawn that way.

Don’t you know what happens when you upset a cartoon character?!

I’m not bad, I’m just animated that way.

I’m the king of inappropriate!

Boys will be boys, and girls will too!

I’m the wild, blue yonder. The front lines of freedom. Powers that be, why me?

Never underestimate the power of a good belly laugh!

I’m positively mad about acorns!

I’m the master of disguises. The chameleon of comedy.

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?

I’m not conceited, just state-of-the-art.

I’m not stupid, just vertically-challenged!

I’m the director of my own destiny.

Why a duck?

I’m not shy, I’m retiring.

Random, yet substantial.

I’m not a genius, but I play one on TV!

I’m the ultimate animated extravaganza!

Why be normal when you can be an animaniac?

I’m not crazy, I’m eccentric!

I’m the prince of pandemonium.

Why do I feel like I’ve been here before?

I’m not loud, I’m just expressive!

I’m the center of my own cartoon universe.

Why not? It’s the right thing to do!

I’m not lazy, I’m conserving energy!

I’m the master of mischief, the sultan of silliness.

Why be a Grinch when you can be a Who?

I’m not naughty, just mischievously inclined.

I’m the conductor of the crazy train!

Why worry, when you can laugh?

I’m not immature, I’m forever young!

I’m the life of the party, the clown of chaos.

Why walk when you can dance?

I’m not a troublemaker, I’m a creative genius!

I’m the jester of joy, the ruler of rambunctiousness.

Why be serious when you can be spontaneous?

I’m not forgetful, I have selective memory!

I’m the captain of craziness, the conqueror of chaos!

Why cry when you can laugh?

I’m not a pest, I’m a mischief maker!

I’m the architect of amusement, the creator of chaos.

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

I’m not obnoxious, I’m animated!

I’m the ringmaster of ridiculousness, the maestro of mayhem.

Why frown when you can smile?

I’m not a trouble magnet, I’m a magnet for fun!