Lumpy Space Princess Quotes

Oh my glob!

Get your lump together, people!

I’m like a delicate little flower wrapped in layers of lumpiness.

Don’t lump with me, bro!

I’m a princess, and princesses don’t do manual labor. Or math.

I’m not high maintenance, I’m high lump-maintenance.

You can’t handle this lump!

Being famous is like, so tiring. All these lumpy people asking for autographs.

I’m a princess, and I demand to be treated like a lumpin’ queen!

I don’t do emotions. Emotions are for lumpy people.

Why do people keep asking me if I’m a lumpy fruit salad? I’m a princess, duh.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my lump energy.

I’m not a diva, I’m just a lumpy princess in need of constant attention.

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas than everyone else.

Lumpin’ sweeties, give me some respect!

I am the queen of all lumps, bow down to me!

I’m like a lump of butter melting in the sun, baby!

I don’t need a prince charming, I need a prince lumping!

I’m a princess, I don’t walk, I float on a cloud of lumpy awesomeness.

I’m not just a princess, I’m a lumpin’ legend!

I’m not high-maintenance, I’m just worth all the lumpy effort.

Why settle for a lump in shining armor when you can have a lumpin’ castle?

I may be lumpy, but I’m still fabulous.

Lumps before bums, that’s my motto.

I’m not a drama queen, I just have a lumpy personality.

I’m not bossy, I just have superior lumping skills.

I’m a lumpin’ princess, not your average damsel in distress.

I may be lumpy, but I’m still the star of the show.

I don’t need a glass slipper, I need a pair of lumpy heels.

I’m the queen of lumps and the princess of sass.

I’m not a regular princess, I’m a lumpy princess with attitude.

I may be lumpy, but I always slay the fashion game.

I’m not high-maintenance, I just have high lumpy standards.

I’m a princess, and my lumps are my crown jewels.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just blessed with extra lumpiness.

I may be lumpy, but I’m still a force to be reckoned with.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I need a knight who can handle my lumps.

I may be a princess, but I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty… as long as they’re covered in diamonds.

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m a lumpy force of nature.

I’m a princess, and my lumps are my greatest asset.

I’m a lumpy princess, and I rule with style and sass.

I may be lumpy, but I’m the lumpiest princess you’ll ever meet.

I don’t need a happily ever after, all I need is a lumpin’ good time.

I’m not just a princess, I’m a lumpy princess on a mission.

I may be lumpy, but I’m still the belle of the ball.

I’m a princess, and my lumps are my superpower.

I’m not just a princess, I’m a lumpy princess on a mission to conquer the world.

I may be lumpy, but I’m still the queen of the dance floor.

I’m not a damsel in distress, I’m a lumpy princess in charge.

I’m a princess, and my lumps are the envy of the kingdom.