Lucille Ball Quotes: Laugh and Learn with the Queen of Comedy

I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.

Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

I’m not funny. What I am is brave.

The more things you do, the more you can do.

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay to get discouraged.

Luck? I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it and I’m afraid of people who do.

I will never do another TV series. It couldn’t be that much fun.

I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.

You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not. – Lucille Ball

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball

I’m not funny. What I am is brave. – Lucille Ball

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay to get discouraged. – Lucille Ball

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. – Lucille Ball

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. – Lucille Ball

It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy. – Lucille Ball

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line. – Lucille Ball

Luck? I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it and I’m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t. – Lucille Ball

I don’t do T and A very well because I haven’t got much of either. – Lucille Ball

I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn’t think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. – Lucille Ball

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them. – Lucille Ball

The more things you do, the more you can do. – Lucille Ball

Ability is of little account without opportunity. – Lucille Ball

I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways. – Lucille Ball

You see much more of your children once they leave home. – Lucille Ball

I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done. – Lucille Ball

I’m not sure that I want to be without some lack of confidence. If you are too sure of yourself, you don’t grow. You may feel confident in some things, but other fields come up as a challenge. And if you don’t anticipate trouble, you will be in trouble. – Lucille Ball

Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise, you’ll look like a patchwork quilt. – Lucille Ball

Women’s Lib? Oh, I’m afraid it doesn’t interest me one bit. I’ve been so liberated it hurts. – Lucille Ball.

I’m not funny. What I am is brave.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

The more things you do, the more you can do.

I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.

It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.

I’m not sure that I want to be without some lack of confidence. If you are too sure of yourself, you don’t grow. You may feel confident in some things, but other fields come up as a challenge. And if you don’t anticipate trouble, you will be in trouble.

I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn’t think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. The truth was, nobody gave a damn. When I stopped being prisoner to what I worried was others? opinions of me, I became more confident and free.

Ability is of little account without opportunity.

I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.

Luck? I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it and I’m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t.