Lorelai Gilmore Quotes – The Wittiest One-Liners from the Fast-Talking Mother-Daughter Duo

I need coffee in an IV.

I hate it when coffee gets in the way of my coffee.

I can’t be held responsible for what comes out of my mouth before I’ve had my coffee.

If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

I smell snow.

I’m a grown woman. I can do whatever I want.

Life’s too short to be with someone who doesn’t appreciate your coffee addiction.

I take my coffee like I take my men: strong, bold, and with a dash of sweetness.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that’s pretty close.

In a world full of coffee, be a Lorelai.

Icing on your face is only acceptable if it’s cake, not makeup.

I’m like a superhero, but with really good hair and impeccable coffee taste.

I don’t do mornings. I do coffee.

Coffee and confidence are the perfect blend.

Of course I want more coffee, don’t be ridiculous.

Forget the Prince Charming, I’ll take the coffee-loving barista any day.

Coffee: the nectar of the gods.

I’m not addicted to coffee, we just have a very strong relationship.

I don’t need a therapist, I just need a double shot of espresso.

Coffee is a language in itself.

There’s no such thing as too much coffee, only not enough cups.

Coffee is my love language.

My blood type is coffee.

Coffee and wit make the perfect combination.

You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a cup of coffee.

I’m not a morning person or a night owl. I’m a coffee enthusiast.

I never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.

Caffeine is my spirit animal.

Coffee is the solution to every problem, trust me.

Everything gets better with coffee, even Mondays.

Coffee is like a warm hug for your brain.

No matter how bad things get, at least there’s always coffee.

I run on coffee, sarcasm, and a little bit of chaos.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee. Please forgive me.

Coffee: the reason I get out of bed every morning.

I’m not weird, I’m just on coffee.

If life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.

I drink coffee because adulting is hard and because caffeine is the closest thing to magic.

Coffee is my everyday hero.

I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee and then I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words putting into sentence doing.

Coffee is my love story.

I don’t need a vacation, I need a coffee.

Coffee is the key to unleashing my inner superhero.

I don’t need therapy, I just need a good cup of coffee.

Coffee: because life is too short for bad brews.

Coffee is my secret ingredient to life.

I’m not addicted to coffee, I’m devoted.

Coffee: the love that wakes me up every morning.

Coffee is my daily dose of inspiration.