Laugh your way to the weekend with these funny Thursday quotes
Thursday: the day when you start to wonder if the weekend is really worth the five-day wait.
Thursday: the day when you fantasize about wearing your pajamas to work.
If Thursday had a face, I would punch it. But then I would feel bad because it’s close to Friday.
Thursday is the day when you realize that Monday was actually pretty good.
Thursday is the day when you start counting down the minutes until happy hour.
On Thursdays, I like to think of myself as halfway to the weekend, but really, I’m just halfway to exhaustion.
Thursday: the day when the struggle becomes too real and the coffee becomes too necessary.
Thursday is like a double-edged sword it’s not quite the weekend, but it’s also not quite Monday.
I always feel like Thursday is trying to be a Friday, but it just can’t quite pull it off.
Thursday: the day when you wish you were a cat so you could sleep all day and not feel guilty about it.
Thursday is the day when you start reevaluating all of your life choices that led you to this point.
Thursday is just a sign that you survived another week without punching anyone.
Thursday is like the awkward middle child of the week it’s not the start, and it’s not the end.
On Thursdays, I like to dress like I have my life together, even though it’s falling apart.
Thursday is the day when the weekend starts to whisper in your ear, but you can’t quite hear what it’s saying.
Thursdays are for dreaming about all of the things you’re going to do on the weekend, while simultaneously doing none of them.
Thursday: the day when you realize that your to-do list is longer than the line at the coffee shop.
Thursday: the day when you wish you could trade places with your dog, who gets to sleep all day without a care in the world.
Thursday is the day when you start asking yourself if the weekend is really worth the two days of freedom you get.
On Thursdays, I like to pretend that I’m a superhero, but really, I’m just a tired human trying to make it to Friday.
Thursday is the day when you have a mental breakdown at your desk but try to hide it with a fake smile.
Thursday: the day when you start questioning all of your life decisions that led you to this moment.
On Thursdays, I like to take myself out for a nice dinner, because I deserve it after surviving another week.
Thursday is the day when you realize that you’re not as young as you used to be, and it takes a lot more effort to make it through the week.
Thursday is the day when you start planning your escape route for the weekend, even though you know it’s not possible.
On Thursdays, I like to blast my favorite songs in the car and pretend like I’m on my way to a concert, not work.
Thursday: the day when you start thinking that maybe you should have pursued your childhood dream of becoming a professional napper.
Thursday is the day when you have great intentions of being productive, but end up binge-watching your favorite TV show instead.
Thursday: the day when everything that can go wrong, does go wrong.
On Thursdays, I like to wear my favorite pair of socks to remind myself that life can still be fun, even on the worst days.
Thursday is the day when you realize that your weekend plans are about as likely to happen as winning the lottery.
Thursday: the day when you mysteriously forget how to do basic tasks and end up looking like a fool.
Thursday is the day when you start pretending to be busy at work, even though you’re just counting down the minutes until happy hour.
On Thursdays, I like to treat myself with a fancy coffee, because I deserve a little luxury in my life.
Thursday: the day when you start questioning if you’re really cut out for this whole adulting thing.
Thursday is the day when you realize that you’ve been wearing the same pair of pants for three days straight.
On Thursdays, I like to pretend that I’m a detective solving the case of the missing weekend.
Thursday: the day when your coffee addiction becomes a full-blown survival tactic.
Thursday is the day when you contemplate quitting your job and becoming a professional ice cream taste-tester.
On Thursdays, I like to imagine that I’m a time traveler, skipping ahead to the weekend and leaving all my responsibilities behind.
Thursday: the day when you start talking to yourself because you’re the only one who understands your struggle.
Thursday is the day when you have a mental battle between getting work done and scrolling through social media for hours.
On Thursdays, I like to treat myself to a fancy lunch because I deserve a little luxury in my life.
Thursday: the day when you realize that your brain is on Friday mode, but your body is stuck in Thursday mode.
Thursday is the day when you start fantasizing about all of the naps you’re going to take on the weekend.
On Thursdays, I like to pretend that I’m a master chef making a gourmet meal instead of ordering takeout for the third night in a row.
Thursday: the day when you start questioning if you’re really cut out for this whole adulting thing.
Thursday is the day when you realize that you’ve been wearing the same pair of pants for three days straight.
On Thursdays, I like to pretend that I’m a detective solving the case of the missing weekend.
Thursday: the day when your coffee addiction becomes a full-blown survival tactic.