Lady Bird Quotes

I wish I could live through something.

I hate California, I want to go to the East Coast. I want to go, I want— I want— I want!

I can’t believe you’re eating pizza.

I have zero self-respect.

I’m always jealous of your phone.

Just like women, everything except for the last part, that’s men.

You’re not gonna see me for a while.

I have all sorts of things happening.

I thought the cast was first-rate.

I had a fabulous year.

If you’re going to have an orgasm, it probably won’t be with just some dick.

It’s given me a lot to think about.

This is the last time I’m ever going to have a graduation.

I want to go where culture is like, New York, or Connecticut, or New Hampshire.

Let’s breast cancer walk.

The only interesting thing about 2002 is that it’s a palindrome.

I just think maybe I’m from the wrong socio-economic class in America.

I feel like I’ll have a heart attack long before I have a boyfriend.

The lesbians down the street gave me their dog.

I’m kind of in a special mood right now because of the structure.”

Ugh! Sacrament of vomit!

Did you know that you can’t call your mother ‘bitch’?

Do you wish that your mom was more strict with you?

I could see you strung out on heroin in one of your Dad’s old hand-me-downs.

Don’t you see this as the best version of your life?

Why can’t you just be a normal girl?

You, always giving up, always taking the easy way out.

I just wanted to be perfect.

You can’t do anything unless you’re the center of attention.

Do you have any idea how lucky you are to have a mom who’s so involved in your life?

The only thing exciting about 2002 is that it’s a palindrome.

Some people aren’t built happy, you know?

You definitely have a personality.

You should just go to city college. Then to jail. Then back to city college. And then maybe you’d learn to pull yourself up and not expect everybody to do everything.

Wouldn’t it be great if I felt like I could just make a decision based on what I want?

I’m sure all your friends are going to come just flocking over like a bunch of little homing pigeons.

I didn’t know where I fit in.

You can’t actually make me do something.

It’s not enough to just live. You have to have something to live for.

I’m on top of the world because of you.

I don’t know what I want. I just feel so… boxed in.

You love everything I say.

Why do you have to burn the place to the ground?

You can’t even pass your driver’s test.

Be careful what you say in college. They’ll call you a bitch.

Could you please sign my cast?

Some people aren’t built happy, you know.

When will you stop feeling sorry for yourself?

You can’t even pass your driver’s test.

I’ve only slept with five people.