Kids Say the Darndest Things Quotes

Mom, did you know that cats can fly if you tie a balloon to their tail?

Dad, I’m saving up all my allowance to buy a rocket ship. I want to go to Mars!

I asked my little sister why she was crying, and she said it was because she ran out of ice cream. I totally understand.

My friend told me that if you eat seeds, you’ll start growing plants inside you. Should I stop eating watermelon seeds?

I told my teacher that I want to be a superhero when I grow up, and she said I need to start by eating all my vegetables. Can you believe that?

I asked my little brother why he put a toy car in the fridge, and he said he wanted to make it go faster. Genius!

I told my mom that I want to be a unicorn when I grow up, and she said unicorns aren’t real. I think she’s just jealous.

Yesterday my sister told me that she saw a dinosaur in our backyard. I didn’t believe her until she showed me the footprints. We’re moving.

I asked my grandpa why his hair is turning gray, and he said it’s because he’s becoming wiser. I guess I’ll have to eat more broccoli then!

My little cousin says he wants to be a professional ice cream taster. I think he’s onto something.

My friend told me that if you jump really high and then snap your fingers, you’ll turn into a princess. I’ll be practicing all day!

I told my mom that I want to have a pet elephant, and she said it’s not practical. I think she’s just worried about the size of our backyard.

Yesterday my little brother asked me if clouds taste like cotton candy. I said I think so, and now he keeps trying to lick them.

I asked my sister why she keeps talking to her stuffed animals, and she said they give good advice. Maybe I should start a tea party with mine too.

I told my dad that I want to be an astronaut, and he said I have to study really hard. I guess it’s time to learn all about aliens.

Yesterday my little cousin said that if you sleep with socks on, your dreams will be colorful. I’ll be trying that tonight!

I asked my mom where babies come from, and she said she’ll tell me when I’m older. I guess I’ll have to wait and solve the mystery myself.

My friend said that if you feed a plant soda, it will grow super fast. I’ll be making a soda garden tomorrow!

I told my teacher that I want to be a pirate when I grow up, and she said I have to learn to swim first. I’ll be practicing in the bathtub.

Yesterday my little brother told me that dinosaurs still exist, but they’re hiding from humans. I hope they come out soon!

I asked my mom if I can be a superhero and go to school at the same time. She said I have to choose. Tough decision.

My friend said that if you eat chocolate before bed, you’ll have sweet dreams. I’m going to test that theory tonight.

I told my dad that I want to create my own video games, and he said I need to learn coding. I guess it’s time to become a computer genius.

Yesterday my little sister told me that if you eat carrots, you’ll be able to see in the dark. I’ll be eating carrots non-stop!

I asked my mom why it rains, and she said it’s because the clouds have to go to the bathroom. Ew.

My friend told me that if you eat a lot of spinach, you’ll be able to run as fast as a cheetah. I’ll be stocking up on spinach then!

I told my dad that I want to be a ninja when I grow up, and he said I have to take karate classes. I’ll be practicing my moves in the living room.

Yesterday my little brother asked me if robots sleep. I said I’m not sure, but maybe they dream of electric sheep.

I asked my mom why the sky is blue, and she said it’s because the ocean reflects its color. The ocean must really love the sky then.

My friend said that if you wear mismatched socks, you’ll have good luck all day. I’ll be having a lucky day every day!

I told my teacher that I want to be a professional gamer, and she said I have to study hard to be successful. I guess I’ll have to play more video games then!

Yesterday my little cousin asked me if dogs can speak Spanish. I told him they can if they practice.

I asked my mom why people grow old, and she said it’s because they have lots of stories to tell. I can’t wait to have lots of stories!

My friend told me that if you eat an apple seed, an apple tree will start growing inside you. I’ll be eating apples all day!

I told my dad that I want to be a rockstar, and he said I have to learn to play an instrument. I guess it’s time to become a guitar hero.

Yesterday my little brother asked me if aliens eat pizza. I told him they probably have their own intergalactic cuisine.

I asked my mom why we have to go to bed so early, and she said it’s because our dreams need time to start. Dreams must be slow learners.

My friend said that if you eat a sandwich while doing a handstand, it will taste even better. I’ll be eating upside down from now on!

I told my teacher that I want to be a detective, and she said I have to learn to solve puzzles. I guess it’s time to become a mastermind.

Yesterday my little cousin told me that if you believe hard enough, you can become invisible. I’ll be believing all day!

I asked my mom why trees have leaves, and she said it’s because they like to show off their colors. Trees must be really proud.

My friend said that if you eat a banana before a test, you’ll get an A+. I’ll be having a banana breakfast every day!

I told my dad that I want to be a magician, and he said I have to practice tricks. I guess it’s time to become a master of illusions.

Yesterday my little brother asked me if birds know how to build their nests or if they learn from YouTube tutorials.

I asked my mom why we have to wear seat belts in the car, and she said it’s because cars are just big roller coasters. Buckle up for the ride!

My friend told me that if you eat an orange while listening to classical music, you’ll feel like royalty. I’ll be having a regal snack in my headphones.

I told my teacher that I want to be a chef, and she said I have to learn to cook. I guess it’s time to become a master chef.

Yesterday my little cousin told me that if you blow bubbles towards the sky, they’ll reach the moon. I’ll be blowing bubbles all night!

I asked my mom why we have to brush our teeth, and she said it’s to make our smiles shine brighter. I guess toothpaste is like a magic wand.

My friend said that if you eat a spoonful of honey, you’ll have a sweet day. I’ll be starting every morning with honey on toast!