Kelly Kapoor Quotes

I’m like Beyoncé, but on the phone.

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

I’m not offended by stupidity. I’m offended by stupidity pretending to be wit.

When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

I’m hot. It’s a lifestyle.

I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.

I’m too busy being fabulous to care about what anyone else thinks.

I don’t talk trash, I talk smacked.

I don’t hate you, but my goodness, you’re crazy annoying.

Everything I learned about life, I learned from fashion magazines.

I’m the CEO of my own company, and that company is me.

There’s no such thing as too much sparkle.

If I’m not the center of attention, then something is seriously wrong.

Every day is a fashion show, and the world is my runway.

I can’t be held responsible for how other people react to my greatness.

I don’t chase dreams, I catch them.

If I can’t be a princess, I’ll be the queen of everything else.

I don’t need a prince charming, I’m the queen of my own story.

I don’t have haters, just fans in denial.

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss.

I don’t need a man, but I wouldn’t mind a designer handbag.

I’m not a regular girl, I’m a fabulous girl.

I don’t need luck, I’m blessed.

I’m the star of my own show, and everyone else is just a supporting character.

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in shoe shopping at first sight.

I don’t follow trends, I set them.

I’m not shallow, I just appreciate the finer things in life.

I’m not demanding, I just know what I want.

I don’t need a superhero, I am one.

I’m not high maintenance, I’m just worth it.

I’m not afraid to step on some toes if it means getting what I want.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I can save myself.

I may not be perfect, but at least I’m confident.

I don’t take no for an answer, I take it as a challenge.

I don’t care what others think, I know I’m fabulous.

I may be small, but I have a big personality.

I’m not afraid to be myself, and that’s what makes me unique.

I don’t need a fairy godmother, I have my own magic.

I don’t believe in limits, I believe in pushing boundaries.

I may be a diva, but at least I’m a confident diva.

I don’t need validation, I know I’m awesome.

I don’t play by the rules, I make my own.

I’m not conceited, I’m just better than everyone else.

I don’t need a red carpet, the world is my runway.

I don’t need a tiara, I have my own crown.

I may be a drama queen, but at least I’m entertaining.

I’m not ordinary, I’m extraordinary.

I don’t sweat the small stuff, I let others do that for me.

I’m not a follower, I’m a trendsetter.

I’m not just pretty, I’m pretty amazing.