Joker Movie Quotes

Why so serious?

I’ve got cards to play and people to kill, I’m a busy guy.

I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy.

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying!

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.

I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.

Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? I just do things.

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.

I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, nobody’s laughing now.

You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.

I don’t have a plan, I’m like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one… I just do things.

You can’t rely on anyone these days. You gotta do everything yourself. Don’t we?

I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.

The thing about chaos is, it’s fair.

They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you. When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.

I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!

I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, no! No. You… you complete me.

A little louder, lamb chop. I think you may have a statement you’d like to make.

This town deserves a better class of criminals. And I’m gonna give it to them.

If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, you become something else entirely.

I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!

I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets.

I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.

You know, I’ll settle for his loved ones.

I want to hear people scream.

It’s not about the money. It’s about sending a message.

I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint. You let five people die. Then you let Dent take your place.

My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face.

I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.

If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!

Memories can be vile. Repulsive little brutes, like children I suppose… but can we live without them?

As though we were made for each other… beauty and the beast.

They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, ‘Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly…’

You don’t listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. ‘How’s your job?’ ‘Are you having any negative thoughts?’

My life is nothing but a comedy. A tragedy, if you will.

They say that all men are created equal, but that’s not true. I’m different.

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.

Beneath this mask, there is an idea, Mr. Creedy. And ideas are bulletproof.

Sometimes it’s only madness that makes us what we are.

Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.