I Hate You Quotes

I hate you with the burning intensity of a thousand suns.

If hating you was a sport, I would have a gold medal.

I hate you so much, it makes my blood boil.

You are the reason why my patience has an expiration date.

I can’t think of anything more revolting than you.

I hate you so much, I wouldn’t even spit on you if you were on fire.

I wouldn’t wish you well even if it cost me nothing.

I would rather stick my head in a blender than spend another second with you.

You’re like a mosquito buzzing in my ear; irritating and impossible to ignore.

Every second I spend with you is a second wasted.

I hope you stub your toe every day for the rest of your life.

You have the charisma of a wet napkin.

You make my skin crawl in the worst possible way.

I’ve never disliked someone as much as I dislike you.

Even the sound of your voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

You bring out the worst in everyone you encounter.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about how much I hate you, I’d be a billionaire.

You’re a living, breathing example of everything wrong with the world.

I wish I could erase you from my memory like a bad dream.

You’re like a splinter in my mind; impossible to remove and always causing pain.

I want to put you in a box and ship you to the middle of nowhere, never to be seen again.

You are a prime example of what it means to be a horrible human being.

Even oxygen seems wasted on you.

I wouldn’t trust you as far as I can throw you, which is not far at all.

I hate you more than Mondays, taxes, and traffic combined.

If I could banish you to an island, I would do it in a heartbeat.

You’re the reason why people invented punching bags.

I wish karma would hurry up and pay you a visit.

I hope one day you realize the damage you’ve caused and feel even a fraction of the pain you’ve inflicted on others.

You’re the embodiment of all the negative energy in the universe.

I can’t even begin to describe how much I despise you.

I’d rather have a root canal without anesthesia than spend any amount of time with you.

You’re like a black hole; sucking all the joy out of any room you enter.

I hope you step on a Lego every day for the rest of your life.

You’re the kind of person who clips their toenails in public. That’s how much I hate you.

If hatred was a superpower, you’d be a superhero.

I’d rather listen to a dog barking non-stop than hear your voice for a second longer.

The level of disgust I feel towards you is unparalleled.

I hope you never find happiness, because you don’t deserve it.

I’m counting down the days until I never have to see your face again.

You’re like a bad smell that I can’t get rid of no matter how hard I try.

You’re not worth the negative thoughts I have towards you, but I can’t help it.

If hate was a currency, I’d be rich from my feelings towards you.

You’re like a parasite, feeding off the happiness of others.

I hate you so much, I could write a book about it.

You’re a walking, talking nightmare that I can’t wake up from.

You’re the epitome of everything I never want to be.

I wish I could banish you to the deepest, darkest corner of the universe.

You’re like a stain on my soul that I can’t scrub away.

Hating you is my full-time job, and I’m damn good at it.