I Hate You Quotes for Him

You’re like a bad song I can’t get out of my head.

I hope you step on a Lego every day for the rest of your life.

If hating you was a sport, I’d be an Olympic champion.

I’d rather step on a thousand nails than be near you.

You’re the reason I believe in karma.

If only I could unmeet you, I would.

I wish I could delete you from my memory like a bad file.

You’re the reason I have trust issues.

I hate you so much that I’d watch a marathon of your favorite TV show just to ruin it for you.

I despise you more than mosquitoes on a summer night.

I hope your life is as pleasant as a root canal.

Its amazing how one person can ruin your day, your week, your month, and your life.

If you were the last person on earth, I’d still choose solitude.

You make my eyes roll so hard, they might get stuck.

I can’t believe I wasted my time on someone as useless as you.

You’re like a cloudy day that just won’t go away.

I’d rather lick a battery than hear your voice.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about how much I hate you, I’d be rich.

You’re like a bad smell that won’t leave my nostrils.

I hope you step on a Lego every morning when you wake up.

You’re the reason I need therapy.

I hate you more than Mondays.

You make me question my faith in humanity.

I’d rather swallow a cactus than be near you.

I wouldn’t wish your company on my worst enemy.

You’re like a song that’s stuck on repeat in my head and I can’t stand it.

I hate you so much it burns hotter than the sun.

You’re like a dark cloud that follows me everywhere I go.

I hope you step on a Lego while you’re on a date.

You’re the reason I believe in cursing people with bad luck.

I’d rather eat a bag of spiders than spend another minute with you.

I wish I could slap the stupidity out of you.

You’re like a splinter that’s lodged deep in my soul.

I hope your worst nightmares become a reality.

I hate you more than a dentist appointment.

You’re the reason I have trust issues and a therapist on speed dial.

I’d rather live in a toilet bowl than have you in my life.

You’re like nails on a chalkboard, but worse.

I hope every book you read has missing pages.

I hate you so much that I can’t even think of a witty comeback.

You’re like a bad smell that lingers in my memory.

I hope you step on a Lego during your wedding ceremony.

You’re the reason I believe in divine retribution.

I’d rather walk barefoot on hot coals than listen to your voice.

I hope you bump your pinky toe on every piece of furniture you come across.

You’re like a broken record that won’t stop playing in my mind.

I hate you with a fiery passion that could rival the sun.

You’re the reason I have trust issues and a strong dislike for humanity.

I’d rather be stuck in a never-ending traffic jam than be near you.

I hope you step on a Lego every time you take a shower.