Humorous Quotes from Harry Potter

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

You might belong in Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart, their daring, nerve, and chivalry set Gryffindors apart.

We could all have been killed – or worse, expelled.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with caution.

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

You’re a wizard, Harry.

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.

I’m not going to be murdered, Harry said out loud. That’s the spirit, dear, said his mirror sleepily.

Every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than what we are now: students. If they can do it, why not us?

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.

If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

Dumbledore’s man through and through, aren’t you, Potter?

I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed — or worse, expelled.

Are you sure that’s a real spell? Well, it’s not very good, is it?

I don’t believe in the kind of magic in my books. But I do believe something very exciting is going to happen to me.

Not all those who wander are lost.

It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that.

I am what I am, an’ I’m not ashamed. ‘Never be ashamed,’ my ol’ dad used ter say, ‘there’s some who’ll hold it against you, but they’re not worth botherin’ with.

You sort of start thinking that anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.

It’s no mystery that I’m always up to no good.

In the end, it’s not about how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.

As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all — the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.

You’re a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant, but scary.

It is important to fight and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay though never quite eradicated.

When in doubt, go to the library.

You do realize that you’ve laid the groundwork for a criminal organization?

The thing about growing up with Fred and George is that you sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.

The trouble is, humans do have a knack for choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.

Don’t let the muggles get you down.

I thought you were supposed to be smart? Bozo.

People will insist on giving me books.

I’m three years older than you were when you fought You-Know Who over the Sorcerer’s Stone…

Always the tone of surprise!

Why are they all staring? Don’t they know it’s rude?

Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.

Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be ‘follow the butterflies’?

I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed– or worse, expelled.

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.

I shouldn’t have said that … I should not have said that.

If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.

I am what I am, an’ I’m not ashamed.

You’re a little scary sometimes, brilliant, but scary.

Books! And cleverness! There are more important things — friendship and bravery.

Hermione: stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop! You’re going to take someone’s eye out. Besides, you’re saying it wrong. It’s leviosa, not leviosar.

Tell me one last thing. Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head? Dumbledore: Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?