Humorous Libra Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

I’m not indecisive, I’m just considering all the options… forever.

Libras have mastered the art of ‘I don’t know, what do you think?’

The struggle of a Libra: balancing our love for peace with our love for drama.

Libras are like teeter-totters, constantly weighing the pros and cons of every decision.

Libras are like walking oxymorons: we’re decisive, but not really… maybe.

Libras always see both sides of the story, but can never make up their minds.

Being a Libra means I have the superpower of overthinking every situation.

Libras are so good at weighing options, we could have been professional judges.

Libras are great at finding compromise… until it comes to choosing what to have for dinner.

If you need someone to help you make a decision, just ask a Libra. We’ll think about it for three months.

Libra motto: ‘I can’t make up my mind, but at least I look good while doing it.’

They say Libras are the scales of justice, but in reality, we’re just really good at balancing wine glasses.

Libras are like a tornado of indecisiveness… but we’re pretty charming about it.

Libras always seek harmonious relationships, unless it’s with a mosquito.

Libras have a strong love for all things beautiful… and by beautiful, I mean Instagram filters.

Libras may be indecisive, but we’re very passionate about being indecisive.

Libras are like fine wine, we get better with age… and also a little more indecisive.

A true Libra: we always have a plan B, C, D, and E… just in case.

Libras are experts at procrastinating decisions until they’re absolutely forced to make them.

A Libra’s love language: I couldn’t decide on a gift, so here’s some money.

Libras are always seeking balance, unless it’s on a seesaw. Then it’s pure chaos.

A Libra’s decision-making process: 50% logic, 50% overthinking, 100% uncertainty.

Libras are the kings and queens of weighing options… and then ordering takeout.

Libras are like a tortoise in a race, except we’re still at the starting line deciding which shell to wear.

A Libra’s superpower: we can have entire conversations in our heads without saying a word out loud.

Libras never procrastinate decisions… we just constantly weigh the pros and cons until it’s too late.

Libras have mastered the art of ‘being ready in 10 minutes’… which actually means we’ll be ready in an hour.

If you want to know what it’s like being a Libra, try ordering at a restaurant with 500 options.

Libras are great at playing devil’s advocate… and also angel’s advocate, and everyone else’s advocate too.

Libras are like human popcorn machines, constantly popping out new ideas and then deciding to go back to the original one.

Libras always have a backup plan, unless it’s a plan for what to do if we don’t have a backup plan.

Libras are experts at pretending to make tough decisions while secretly consulting the Magic 8 Ball.

Libras are the perfect blend of confident and unsure… if that even makes sense.

Libras are the official sign of ‘I can see both sides, but I’ll pretend not to for the sake of an argument.’

A Libra’s inner dialogue: ‘Should I? Shouldn’t I? Maybe. No. Or… maybe?’

Libras are like human oscillating fans, constantly shifting between options but never really cooling anything down.

Libras could win the award for ‘Most Likely to Overanalyze a Text Message.’

Libras could solve world peace if only we could decide on the best strategy.

Libras have the unique talent of making decisions by flipping a coin… and then doubting the outcome.

If Libras ran the world, we’d have peace… but it would take us 100 years to decide on the terms.

Libras are the masters of finding the silver lining… unless it involves choosing between two equally appealing options.

Libras have a PhD in overthinking and a minor in beauty sleep.

Libras can spot a hypocrisy from a mile away, but we still can’t decide what to have for lunch.

Libras excel in relationships because we’re constantly playing both sides… and by sides, I mean Monopoly.

You know you’re a Libra when you can’t make a decision to save your life, but you’re perfectly fine deciding on the perfect outfit for any occasion.

Libras are like human mood rings, constantly changing our minds based on our emotions at the moment.

Libras are great at keeping secrets… until someone asks us to choose between two equally juicy gossip stories.

Libras are like a walking GPS, always recalculating our route because we can’t decide which way to turn.

Libras are the connoisseurs of analysis paralysis.

Libras are like beacons of indecision, guiding others into the depths of uncertainty.