Nothing good happens after 2 a.m.
Suit up!
I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.
Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile.
Ted, I believe in you.
A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
A true story is never perfectly told. It’s a living dialogue.
A strong point of view is a good thing. Stand up for what you believe in.
I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath.
We should buy a bar.
Sometimes we search for one thing but discover something else.
People don’t get what they deserve, they get what they get.
The only thing I’m committed to right now is drinking at this bar.
It’s a simple code. You call, I come.
Sometimes we need a little chaos to find where we truly belong.
I can’t be friends with you right now, but I think in time, we could be friends.
Sometimes you need to step outside, get some air, and remind yourself of who you are and where you want to be.
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
The truth is, I don’t have that many friends. In fact, I only have five.
It’s not always easy, but sometimes you have to give up on people. Not because you don’t care, but because they don’t.
If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing anyway?
It’s just another story, really. A story about us.
You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.
We are defined by the choices we make.
Challenge accepted!
New is always better.
Even on the worst days, there’s a possibility for joy.
Sometimes even when you know something’s a mistake, you got to make it anyway.
The future is scary, but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar.
I make my own luck.
Being honest doesn’t mean you say whatever you want whenever you want. It means being true to yourself and others.
Sometimes we have to go backwards to move forwards.
You don’t love someone because they’re perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they’re not.
You have to be the architect of your own happiness.
Love doesn’t make sense. You can’t logic your way into or out of it.
We’re gonna get older whether we like it or not, so the question is, do we stay, or do we grow?
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m., unless it involves pancakes.
Good deeds don’t pay the bills. Sometimes you just have to do the right thing and hope it makes a difference.
The key to happiness is to find something you love and then find someone to pay you for it.
Just because it’s a sad moment doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun.
The older you get, the harder it is to find someone who clicks with you. But once you do, it’s like finding your own personal drummer for life.
I don’t believe in destiny. I believe we make our own choices.
Sometimes we need to let go of the things we love to find out if there’s something better out there.
Love is a funny thing. It’s like finding a needle in a haystack, but when you find it, everything else seems to fade away.
We are all just one bad decision away from becoming the worst version of ourselves.
Life is short, and you never know what’s around the corner, so take a leap of faith and see where it leads you.
Just because something is difficult doesn’t mean it’s not worth doing.
In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count, it’s the life in your years.
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