House MD Quotes

People lie. – Dr. Gregory House

Everybody lies. – Dr. Gregory House

We’re all damaged, it’s how we repair ourselves that counts. – Dr. Gregory House

Everybody does stupid things, it shouldn’t cost them everything they want in life. – Dr. Gregory House

Sometimes pain is just necessary. – Dr. Gregory House

I’m a people person who doesn’t like people. – Dr. Gregory House

You want to know the secret to living happily ever after? Stop looking for it. – Dr. Gregory House

The truth begins in lies. – Dr. Gregory House

The patient is not afraid of dying, they’re afraid of dying alone. – Dr. Gregory House

We’re all just stories in the end. Make it a good one. – Dr. Gregory House

Every human being in the world is better than you. – Dr. Gregory House

Being miserable doesn’t make you better than anybody else, House. It just makes you miserable. – Dr. James Wilson

You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need. – Dr. Gregory House

Sometimes the only way to move forward is to revisit the things in your past that were holding you back. – Dr. Gregory House

Sometimes the most important diagnosis is not the one we’re looking for. – Dr. Allison Cameron

You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do have some say in who hurts you. – Dr. Allison Cameron

It takes courage to be happy in this world. – Dr. Eric Foreman

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. – Dr. Gregory House

It’s a basic truth of the human condition, that everybody lies. The only variable is about what. – Dr. Gregory House

Humans are complicated. There are millions of little strings that connect us to others, every little string shapes who we are. – Dr. Remy Hadley

The greatest predictor of a future violent act is an earlier violent act. – Dr. Gregory House

The more you run from the pain, the more it hurt. – Dr. Gregory House

People don’t get what they deserve, they just get what they get. – Dr. Gregory House

The universe generally rewards arrogant people; they get laid more often. – Dr. Gregory House

People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. – Dr. Gregory House

I’m impressed. You think you’re boring me, but you’re not. – Dr. Gregory House

We all make mistakes, and in the end, we’re all forgiven. – Dr. Gregory House

Some doctors have the messiah complex, they need to save the world. But the truth is, most people don’t want to be saved. – Dr. Gregory House

The problem is not always in the medicine, sometimes it’s in the patient. – Dr. Gregory House

You know what happens when you assume. You make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’. – Dr. Gregory House

It’s one thing to want someone out of your life, but it’s another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drain cleaner. – Dr. Gregory House

We do bad things for no reason, as part of the basic human condition. – Dr. Gregory House

Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. – Dr. Gregory House

The possibility of doing a little good makes a lot of evil worth it. – Dr. Gregory House

You can’t always trust your instincts. Reality can get all distorted by people’s feelings. – Dr. Gregory House

Sometimes people need to lie to themselves. – Dr. Gregory House

What’s the difference between God and a doctor? God doesn’t think he’s a doctor. – Dr. Gregory House

Imagine my surprise when the test results came back positive for you being a jerk. – Dr. Gregory House

There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate. – Dr. Gregory House

If nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong. – Dr. Gregory House

If you’re dying, suddenly everybody loves you. – Dr. Gregory House

We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. – Dr. Gregory House

You can’t cure faith. – Dr. Gregory House

Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink? – Dr. Gregory House

Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction, cowboy detective novel. You know that book where the cowboy detective gets abducted by aliens and then comes back in time to save the life of the detective’s sister’s roommate’s boyfriend from getting killed on an elevator? – Dr. Gregory House

I believe in the scientific method, not the motherly instinct. – Dr. Gregory House

Life’s really nothing but a series of choices. – Dr. Gregory House

Lying is a skill you acquire once you realize people don’t always tell the truth. – Dr. Gregory House

The difference between living and dying is just some quick breaths. – Dr. Gregory House

You could destroy your life to save the life of somebody you love, but at some point, you have to realize that it’s just not worth it. – Dr. Gregory House