Hilarious Sayings from Our Lazy Friend: The Sloth

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Slow and steady wins the race, said the sloth.

Just hanging around, living the sloth life.

All I need are naps, snacks, and my sloth spirit.

Sloth mode: Always on.

Doing absolutely nothing is my specialty.

Keep calm and sloth on.

I have a need… a need for sleep.

Too tired to function, too sloth to care.

Embrace your inner sloth, love every nap.

Living in the slow lane and loving it.

Why run when you can hang?

Get rich or die napping.

I’m a multi-talented sloth ? I can sleep and chill at the same time.

In a world full of cheetahs, be a sloth.

Born to chill, forced to work.

Sloth: The original treehugger.

Don’t hurry, be happy.

Sloths: Proof that napping will never go out of style.

Sleep, snack, sloth ? repeat.

Living that sloth life ? sleep, eat, repeat.

A sloth’s guide to fitness: Just don’t do it.

Be like a sloth, enjoy every moment.

I’m not slow, I’m just savouring life.

Slothitude: That’s how I roll!

Be a sloth in a world full of cheetahs

Adopt the pace of nature, Adopt the pace of a sloth.

I’m slower than a herd of sloths on a sugar crash.

Sloth Life Chose Me.

No hurries, no worries.

Slow and steady wins the race, just ask a sloth.

I’m not lazy, I’m just sloth-ed out.

Sloth Wisdom: Pause. Breathe. Relax.

Running is overrated. Be a sloth.

Embrace your inner sloth.

I’m not slow. I’m on sloth time.

Keep calm and hang on like a sloth.

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.

Sloths: Nature’s way of saying, ‘Chill out.’

Move over caffeine, today is a day for sloth speed.

I’m not slow, I’m just a sloth.

I can’t adult today, I’m a sloth.

Just hangin’ out, sloth style.

I’m not lazy, just ask the sloth!

Why rush when you can be a sloth?

Do it sloth style: slow and steady.?

Life in the sloth lane.

MONDAYS ARE FOR SLOTHS.

I’m not ignoring you, I’m prioritizing like a sloth.

In a world full of cheetahs, be a sloth.

Keep calm and love sloths.

Embrace your inner sloth.

Live slow, die whenever.

The early bird can have the worm, ’cause worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

Stay slow, enjoy life.

Sleep like a sloth.

Chillin’ like a sloth.