Hilarious Crocodile Phrases: A Compilation of Funny Croc Sayings
Snap snap, smile back, that’s the croc’s selfie!
I’m an alarm clock you can’t snooze, I’m a crocodile!
Crocs don’t sweat, they sizzle!
Life is gator, I mean greater, with a crocodile.
Crocodiles are just prehistoric party animals.
I’m a croc, anything you can do I can do snappier.
Why don?t crocodiles ever apologize? Because they’ve got a big mouth!
Keep your friends close, your crocodile friends closer, it’s a snap.
Never smile at a crocodile…unless, you are one.
Creatures with the most teeth have the best grins! Just ask a crocodile!
Got a problem? The crocodile solution: snap at it!
Crocodile rule #1: Don’t get caught between a croc and a hard place!
It?s a croc eat croc world out there.
If you think I?m snappy, you should see my ex; she?s a crocodile.
Have a croc-tastic day!
The phrase ?See you later, alligator. In a while, crocodile.? is just a really fancy way of saying ?not if I see you first!?
Crocodile theory: The bigger the smile, the sharper the teeth.
A day without a crocodile is like a day without a snap.
I’m not a doctor but I can fix your reptile dysfunction. Trust me, I’m a crocodile.
If the swamps a rocking, don’t come knocking! Crocodile’s home!
Life is snappier when you’re a croc!
I’m a crocodile in the world of mermaids.
I may be a croc, but life still bites!
Swimming with a toothy grin, always ready to give you a spin.
See you later, crocodile! If the alligators don’t get you first!
It’s hard to be humble when you’re snappy like a croc.
I’ve got 99 problems but a bite ain’t one.
Croc humor: In scales, it?s off the charts.
I’m a croc! I like my sunsets like I like my biting, at a leisurely pace.
Just a croc in a water world, causing every ripple.
Crunching through life one bite at a time.
The life of a croc: Sun, swim, snap, sleep.
I’m not lazy, I’m just saving energy for the next bite!
Remember, crocs have thick skin for a reason.
You can’t handle the tooth.
Croc: Built like a tank but cute as a button.
I may be a croc, but I’m not a doc, don’t come for medical advice!
Born to snap, not to cuddle.
Be a croc in a world full of guppies.
Being a croc means never having to say you?re sorry.
I’m a simple croc in a complex pond.
Can’t touch this croc!
Croc n’ roll, baby!
Out of my swamp, you’re in croc territory!
Got my jaw set on success.
Don?t mistake my kindness for weakness, I am a very friendly crocodile.
Snap into action like a crocodile!
Keep calm and croc on.
Feeling snappy today!
The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and I like fish.
I’m a croc-star!
Croc in the swamp, party in the water!
Cold-blooded, warm-hearted.
My bite is worse than my bark, simply because, I don?t bark.?
Living life in croc-style!
I?m not lazy, I?m just on my energy saving mode.
Croc more, worry less.
Born to be wild…within reason. I’m not a savage, I’m a crocodile.
I’m just a crocodile out of water.
I was a crocodile before it was cool.
I may be a predator, but I’m also a party animal!
Life isn?t perfect, but your Outfit can be!
Croc and awe!
Allow yourself to be a beginner. Every crocodile was once a hatchling.
Stay classy, sassy, and a little bit snappy.?