Hellsing Abridged Quotes

I’m like a vampire, except I’m more of a sneaky prick about it.

Alucard, the vampire you don’t want to meet in a dark alley.

I’m here to chew bubblegum and kill supernatural creatures. And I’m all out of bubblegum.

Vampires aren’t the only monsters in the world, but they’re definitely the coolest.

Life is too short to deal with mortals who lack style.

I don’t always drink blood, but when I do, I prefer it straight from the source.

In a world full of darkness, I am the ultimate light.

Why be one of the sheep when you can be the wolf?

They say the night is darkest just before the dawn. But for me, the night is when I shine the brightest.

They called me a monster, but little did they know, I’m the monster they’ve been praying for.

Some people fear death. Others welcome it. Me? I just tie it up and make it my slave.

I have a silver bullet with your name on it. And trust me, it’s not for good luck.

I’m like a fine wine – the older I get, the more I crave destruction.

I don’t need a cape to be a superhero. I have fangs and a wicked sense of humor.

Blood, gore, and a dash of sarcasm – the perfect recipe for a good time.

I’ve been to hell and back, and let me tell you, the demons there ain’t got nothing on me.

If you think vampires are sexy, wait till you meet a vampire who can also slay.

I don’t need a stake through the heart to be immobilized. My charm does the job just fine.

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. But for me, it’s best served with a side of decapitation.

I may be immortal, but that doesn’t mean I have to be boring.

If you’re looking for a knight in shining armor, wrong story. I’m the monster they warned you about.

I don’t sparkle in the sun, I make it cower in fear.

They say love is blind. Well, I’m blind to anything that’s not bloodlust.

My fangs are sharp, my wits are sharper. Don’t mess with a vampire who can outsmart you.

Vampires have been romanticized for too long. It’s time to resurrect their true nature – blood and chaos.

When it comes to killing, I’m a work of art. A masterpiece in crimson.

I’ve got a thirst that can only be quenched by the tears of my enemies.

I’m not your typical bloodsucker. I’m a bloodsucker with a mission.

They say laughter is the best medicine. Well, I prefer a good decapitation.

I used to be afraid of the dark, until I realized I’m the one who should be feared.

I’m not just a vampire, I’m a one-man army.

My enemies fear the darkness, but they don’t know I am the darkness.

Immortality is overrated. But immortality with a sense of humor? Now that’s priceless.

They call me a vampire, but I’m more like a predator in human form.

I don’t need a coffin to rest. I sleep on a pile of shattered dreams and broken hearts.

Dying is easy. Living forever, now that takes skill.

I’m not a vampire who broods in the shadows. I’m a vampire who dances in the moonlight.

They say I have no humanity left. But what they fail to realize is that I gave it all up willingly.

I’ve seen it all – the rise and fall of empires, the birth and death of stars. And yet, I’m still hungry for more.

I don’t need a cape to be a hero. My fangs are enough.

They say curiosity killed the cat. Well, I’m not a cat, and I’m more than just curious.

I’m a vampire, not a saint. But I can still show you the light.

They say the devil is in the details. Well, I’m the devil, and my details are bloody.

I don’t fear the reaper. I embrace it and make it my ally.

I’m not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of me.

Some people collect stamps, I collect souls.

They say there’s a thin line between madness and genius. Well, I’m as mad as they come.

I don’t believe in happy endings. But I do believe in satisfying conclusions.

They say power corrupts. Well, I’m already corrupted. Might as well embrace it.

I’m like a fine wine – I get better with age, and I leave a bitter taste in your mouth.