Hank Hill Quotes

Propane, propane, propane! That’s the gas for me!

I tell you what, propane is the nectar of the gods.

I’m not just a propane salesman, I’m a propane enthusiast.

Bobby, you know the key to a happy life? Propane.

You mess with propane, you mess with the best.

I’ll tell you what, propane will never let you down.

Propane is like a warm hug for your gas grill.

There’s nothing like the sound of a propane tank being topped off.

I dream of a world where every grill is powered by propane.

Propane is the secret ingredient to a perfect cookout.

Propane is the fuel that keeps this country running.

If propane were a superhero, it would be the most reliable one.

Propane is the reason I wake up in the morning.

Propane is the backbone of the American way of life.

Propane is the cleaner, greener fuel of the future.

The smell of propane in the morning is the smell of victory.

I’ve seen the light, and it’s powered by propane.

When life gives you lemons, switch to propane.

Propane keeps the flames of love burning bright.

I’ve got propane running through my veins.

I may not be the most exciting guy, but I’ve got propane!

Propane, it’s what separates the men from the boys.

I’d drink propane if it were socially acceptable.

Propane: the secret to a long and happy marriage.

Don’t mess with a man and his propane.

If you can’t handle propane, you can’t handle me.

Propane is the answer to all of life’s problems.

I’ve never met a propane tank I didn’t like.

Propane is the reason my lawn is the envy of the neighborhood.

Propane is the elixir of the gods, I tell you what.

Propane is more than a fuel; it’s a way of life.

Propane: it’s not just for grilling anymore.

I may not have many hobbies, but propane is my passion.

My idea of a perfect evening? A propane-fueled bonfire.

If only the world could run on propane, it would be a better place.

Propane is the reason I’m always fired up.

Propane is like a fine wine, it only gets better with age.

Propane is the friend that never lets you down.

Propane is the star of the show, and I’m just the supporting actor.

Propane is the force that keeps the universe in balance.

Propane: the silent hero that powers our lives.

Propane is the reason Mondays aren’t so bad.

Propane is the key to a perfectly grilled steak.

Propane is my happy place.

Propane is the secret ingredient to a successful life.

Propane is the fuel of champions.

Propane is the glue that holds my life together.

I’ve never met a propane tank I couldn’t sell.

Propane is the driving force behind my success.

I may not be a philosopher, but I know propane is the answer.