Get Fit and Funny with these Female Humor Fitness Quotes

I do yoga because punching people is frowned upon.

I work out so I can eat cake guilt-free.

Flexibility is key, especially when reaching for the last piece of pizza.

Exercise is my therapy. Sweating is my meditation.

I lift weights so I can carry all the bags after a shopping spree.

Fitness is a girl’s best accessory.

I’m not afraid of weights, I’m afraid of panting like a dog during Zumba.

My running playlist is 90% Beyoncé.

Sweating like a lady boss.

I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

My sneakers have more mileage than my car.

Burpees are my version of a horror movie.

Running is my happy hour.

I workout to get my glitter on.

Strong is the new pretty.

I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.

My elliptical is my therapist. We have great sessions.

Who needs a prince charming when you can have a personal trainer?

I do Pilates because the struggle is real when trying to put on skinny jeans.

I don’t sweat, I exude greatness.

Ladies don’t sweat, they sparkle.

Life is short, so are my workouts.

I’m too fabulous to not workout.

Gym hair, don’t care.

Good things come to those who squat.

I’m not a gym rat, I’m a fitness unicorn.

Healthy is the new skinny.

Exercise is my happy pill.

I don’t need a personal trainer, I need a personal cheerleader.

I don’t need Prince Charming, I need a personal trainer.

I do yoga to calm the chaos.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

I have a love-hate relationship with burpees. I love to hate them.

Running is my coffee. I can’t start my day without it.

Fitness is not about being better than someone else; it’s about being better than you used to be.

I may bend in yoga class, but I never break.

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your trainer told you to.

Sweat is just fat crying.

I’m a gym enthusiast. I’m just allergic to the gym.

I workout because punching people is frowned upon.

Running is cheaper than therapy.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it… after my workout.

Life is too short to have flabby abs.

I lift so I can eat like a queen.

Sexy is an attitude, not a body type.

Be a woman with a plan and a dumbbell.

I don’t work out to impress guys. I do it to impress myself.

I run because I really like dessert.

Fit is not a destination; it’s a way of life.