George Bush Funny Quotes

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.

They misunderestimated me.

I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.

I’m the decider, and I decide what is best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense.

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe – I believe what I believe is right.

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

I’m honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein.

I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me.

I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

I believe that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully.

They have miscalculated me as a leader once. They have miscalculated me as a leader twice. I bet they won’t do it a third time.

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

I know human beings and fish can coexist peacefully because I slept with the fishes once.

I believe that freedom is the great alibi for our actions on the world stage.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

We had a peaceful march in Portland once. Our plan was to march from one end of the city to the other, but we never made it because we kept getting lost.

I don’t feel particularly old. I don’t think age matters as long as you still have fun and can do crazy things like skydiving – or launching a war in Iraq.

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

I believe in a society where all people can be free, but not too free – just free enough to fit within the bounds of our own definition of freedom.

My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.

I believe that peace is the opposite of war. And war is the opposite of peace. So logically, they are the same thing.

I believe in the power of art. That’s why I’ve started painting – to bring some color into this black and white world.

I won’t hold it against you if you didn’t vote for me, but I will hold it against the Democrats.

I believe that if we can stand upright, we can stand for freedom.

Politics is not about power. It’s about political power.

I would say I’m a people person, but that’s not entirely accurate. I’m more of a ‘person people’.

I believe that the United States has a mission to promote freedom around the world. And by ‘freedom’, I mean whatever we want it to mean.

I believe in the power of laughter. That’s why I hired a comedy writer to help me deliver these hilarious speeches.

I believe in a strong military. That’s why I invaded Iraq. And Afghanistan. And Syria. And Iran. And North Korea. And Cuba. And Disneyland.

I believe in equality for all, except for people who disagree with me. They’re not equal.

I believe in the power of education. That’s why I didn’t learn from my mistakes.

I believe in the power of love. That’s why I spent so much time hugging people during my presidency.

I believe that the future is uncertain, and that’s why we need to prepare for it by building more bombs.

I believe in the power of teamwork. That’s why I surrounded myself with smart people who would do all the work for me.

I believe in the power of optimism. That’s why I kept saying ‘Mission Accomplished’ in Iraq, even when it wasn’t.

I believe in the power of fear. That’s why I kept telling the American people that terrorists were hiding under their beds.

I believe in the power of prayer. That’s why I prayed every day that I wouldn’t mess things up too badly.

I believe in the power of action. That’s why I launched a war in Iraq without a clear plan for what would happen after.

I believe in the power of forgiveness. That’s why I keep forgiving myself for all the mistakes I made as president.

I believe in the power of music. That’s why I started a band called ‘The Deciders’.

I believe in the power of technology. That’s why I still use a flip phone.

I believe in the power of compromise. That’s why I never compromised on anything.

I believe in the power of truth. That’s why I never let it get in the way of a good story.

I believe in the power of laughter. That’s why I always had a joke ready, even in the most serious moments.

I believe in the power of leadership. That’s why I led the country into two wars and an economic recession.