Gaston Quotes
I may be a bit conceited, but who wouldn’t be?
I’ve got biceps to spare, and not just in my hair!
Every last inch of me is covered in hair.
No one fights like Gaston, no one bites like Gaston!
I’m especially good at expectorating!
I’m the greatest, I’m larger than life.
No one’s slick as Gaston, no one’s quick as Gaston!
I use antlers in all of my decorating.
I’m a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!
I’m the strongest and the fastest, that’s for sure!
There’s no man in town half as manly.
I’m especially good at expectorating!
I hunt with my shotgun, not a spear.
I’m roughly the size of a barge!
I’m often imitated, but never duplicated.
Who’s always in perfect rhythm and keeps perfect time?
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver and bow.
I’m especially good at expectorating!
I’m rough and I’m tough, I’m the king of the pack!
No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston!
I’m especially good at expectorating!
I’ve got a wild beast in my fast animal kingdom.
No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston!
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver and bow.
Who’s the next to confess that they’re merciless?
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs.
I’m one of a kind, I’m a true sensation!
As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!
Who gets applauded for his delicate carriage?
I have no friends.
Who’s always in perfect rhythm and keeps perfect time?
I’m especially good at expectorating!
I’m especially good at expectorating, ten points for Gaston!
No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston!
Who marches in parades with his banner unfurled?
I’m rough and I’m tough, and I’ve got a hairy chest!
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver and bow.
Who plays darts like Gaston and wins every game?
I’m roughly the size of a barge!
No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston!
Who’s the best in the wrestling and the throwing!
I’m one of a kind, I’m a true sensation!
I’m especially good at expectorating!
I’m especially good at expectorating, twelve points for Gaston!
No one’s slick as Gaston, no one’s quick as Gaston!
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs.
With every glance and every movement, I enhance.
Who’s the best in the wrestling and the throwing, nobody but Gaston!
Who fights like Gaston and parries in perfect array?
I’m especially good at expectorating!