Game Grumps Quotes

Hey I’m Grump, I’m not so Grump!

Do it! Do it! Do it! Just do it!

I do not like it when Barry puts dicks on the screen!

I have a PhD in Game Grumps!

How do I eat this? Do I put it in my mouth?

I’m gonna pre!

It’s like being in a room with a chimp and a throwing star.

Do you know what happens when you punch a duck in the face? It dies.

It’s not a game anymore, it’s a sport!

Eating fried chicken, getting fat, playing video games.

I just looked up and I’m like, ‘Why are we talking about a kid with pubes?’

I’m gonna kill you in front of your mother.

I can’t help myself, I’m too good at video games!

I’m so mad I could karate chop a nightmare!

Sometimes you gotta go backwards to go forwards!

You know what? My body is ready.

Never give up, never surrender!

I beat it all by myself, because I’m a winner!

Next time on Game Grumps, we’ll be better than we are now!

I can’t go back to not having googly eyes on everything!

I think my penis just escaped into my body.

I feel like I’m gonna barf everywhere!

You know what they say, birds of a feather, fuck together.

One, two, three, everybody poops!

I have a strange feeling, like this is the worst idea ever.

Gotta go fast! Gotta go Sonic fast!

Do you think fairy godmothers give good head?

I’m like a pufferfish eating cornflakes!

You know, when Santa dies, you have to become Santa.

I’ve always wanted to be inside Dan!

The idea of getting laid en terrifies me!

I am the king of squirrels!

I don’t know if it’s a good thing that we’re talking about puking so much.

I’m bad at games, but I’m good at talking shit!

I drew a dickbutt on a $100 bill!

So many dicks, so little time!

My secret ingredient is love.

Let’s play another game, and by game I mean make out.

I’m a sex turd and there’s nothing you can do about it!

I’m like a fart in the wind, I just dissipated.

I wanna apologize to everyone that I love and I have ever loved.

I’m so close to ripping my own face off!

I’m like a magician in bed, the rabbit is always disappointing.

If you don’t like our show, go fuck yourself!

I’m ready to pound that pus.

I beat this game with my penis!

Washing machine, set to sexy.

That’s what blowjobs feel like!

Game Grumps, where we bring the first 10% of a game to you!

I am a god of not being able to see into the future!