Funny Walking Quotes

Walking is my favorite excuse to get out of doing laundry.

I walk so I can eat more ice cream.

Walking: the only form of exercise where it’s socially acceptable to talk to squirrels.

I walk because taking public transportation means dealing with other people’s odors.

Walking is nature’s way of telling you to slow down and enjoy the little things.

Walking is my daily reminder that I need new shoes.

I walk because my car has a better chance of getting hit by a meteor than finding a parking spot.

Walking is my excuse to listen to catchy tunes and pretend I’m in a music video.

Walking is the reason I have a collection of mismatched socks.

I walk because it’s the only time I can pretend I’m in an action movie and escape from my mundane life.

Walking is my secret weapon for avoiding awkward small talk.

Walking: the best way to explore your neighborhood while avoiding the awkwardness of door-to-door salespeople.

I walk because it’s the only time people don’t look at me strangely while talking to myself.

Walking is my therapy session where my therapist is the sunset.

Walking is my excuse to wear a fanny pack and embrace my inner tourist.

I walk so I can justify buying more athleisure wear.

Walking is my low-impact dance party where I’m the only guest.

I walk because it’s the only time it’s socially acceptable to wear a neon windbreaker.

Walking is my chance to practice my stealth ninja moves.

Walking is the reason I never leave the house without a water bottle and a granola bar.

I walk because it’s the only exercise I can do while eating a hot dog.

Walking is my escape from the responsibilities of adulting and the lure of Netflix.

Walking is my chance to pretend I’m auditioning for a role in a Broadway musical.

I walk because it’s the only time I get to bond with the local fauna and lecture them about my life choices.

Walking is my chance to gracefully trip over invisible rocks and pretend it was intentional.

Walking is my excuse to wear my neon-colored leggings and pretend I’m a fluorescent superhero.

I walk because it’s the only time people don’t judge me for wearing a hat that’s three sizes too big.

Walking is my opportunity to practice my interpretive dance moves without the fear of judgment.

Walking is the reason I own more pairs of sneakers than actual dress shoes.

I walk because it’s the only time I can sing my heart out and pretend I’m on stage with a live band.

Walking is my chance to admire the architectural wonders of my neighborhood, like that really cool fire hydrant.

Walking is my secret plan to outrun the impending zombie apocalypse.

I walk because it’s the only time I can convince myself that running away from my problems is a viable solution.

Walking is my daily reminder of how unfit I am and my motivation to eat more kale.

Walking is my excuse to carry a pocket-sized notebook and pretend I’m some sort of deep and insightful philosopher.

I walk because it’s the only time strangers don’t look at me suspiciously when I’m talking to my dog.

Walking is my opportunity to practice my best British accent and pretend I’m walking through the streets of London.

Walking is the reason I own more pairs of sunglasses than actual friends.

I walk because it’s the only time I get to play my air guitar like a rock star and not be judged.

Walking is my excuse to carry a walking stick and pretend I’m Gandalf on a grand adventure.

Walking is my chance to embrace my inner sloth and move at a pace that rivals a glacier.

I walk because it’s the only time I can wear my giant headphones and pretend I’m in a music video.

Walking is my daily reminder that I need to invest in more blister cushions.

Walking is my excuse to wear a headband and pretend I’m training for the Olympics.

Walking is my opportunity to solve the world’s problems one step at a time.

I walk because it’s the only time I get to wear my fanny pack and feel like a secret agent.

Walking is my chance to embrace my inner nature enthusiast and wander aimlessly through the woods.

Walking is my daily reminder that my sense of direction is worse than a blindfolded squirrel.

Walking is my excuse to shamelessly eavesdrop on people’s conversations and create elaborate backstories for them.

I walk because it’s the only time I get to wear my neon windbreakers and pretend I’m in an 80s flashback.