Funny Truck Sayings That Will Keep You Laughing on the Road
Honk if anything falls off
Don’t follow me, I’m loaded
Caution! I drive like you do
I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying
If you can’t truck with the big dogs, stay on the porch
If you got it, a truck brought it
Don’t like trucks? Stop buying stuff
Life’s short?truck hard
If it has tires or test, it’s gonna give you trouble
I became a trucker to meet interesting people…and tailgate them
I drive, therefore I am
My truck, my rules
Keep calm and let the trucker handle it
All roads led to open payload
The best truckers are always infront of a policeman
Why stress when you can compress? with a truck
Conserve oil, get a horse and buggy? said no trucker ever
Fuel is overrated
My other car is a power stroke
Eat, sleep, truck, repeat
Big boys don’t cry, they drive trucks
Don’t insult my truck, your girlfriend might fall in love with it
This truck has been through hell and back, so don’t expect a smooth ride
The sky’s the limit when your heart’s in it…and you’re in a truck.
It’s not just a truck, it’s a lifestyle
Life is simpler when you plow through the bull.
I don’t have road rage, just a heavy hauling truck.
I just dropped a load, but it wasn?t in the bathroom.
Keep calm and truck on.
Why be moody when you can shake your booty – by truckin’!
Born to truck, forced to work.
My truck, my rules.
Truckin? ain?t easy, just essential.
King of the road, I was born to roam.
Gas or diesel? It?s like asking: beer or whiskey?
I brake for fossils.
This ain’t my first rodeo, and it won?t be my last detour.
It’s not just a truck, it’s a lifestyle.
If it’s got tits or tyres, I’m going to have trouble with it.
Honk all you want, I’m deaf after driving this beast.
Truckin’ is the crack of dawn that keeps this country rolling.
If speed’s a crime, my truck’s serving life!
I drive, I sleep, I repeat.
Truckin? ain’t just my job, it’s my home.
I’m a king hauling cargo, not a joker stuck in traffic.
Driven by diesel, motivated by freedom.
Keep on trucking and never look back.
The world looks better through a truck windshield.
If you can’t stand the heat, stay away from my exhaust.
Eat my dust and taste the victory!
My love language? Diesel, horsepower, and torque.
Truckers do it with more gear.
Handle every speed bump with a smile.
I drive a truck, because life is too short for boring cars.
Truckers don’t get lost, they discover alternative routes.
Do I love my truck? Truck yeah I do!
I’m a trucker; I was born to be wild but only till about 9pm or so.
Keep calm and let the trucker handle it.
When life gets tough, remember: you were created tougher. You have a truck.
Honk all you want, I have the radio cranked and I’m ignoring you.
The only thing I love more than my truck is more trucks.
My truck consumes fuel and roads with equal pleasure.
Some call it a truck. I call it a chariot for legends.
I might drive a truck, but I can steer like I am in a ballet.
My truck may be dirty but my manners are polished.
Trucking is not a job, it’s an adventure on 18 wheels.
There?s no road too long in the company of my truck.
Escape the ordinary, drive a truck.
Life is always rocky when you are a gem in a world full of trucks.
The best way to predict the future is to create it; create your future with trucking!
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you love trucks, this ride’s for you.
Easily distracted by trucks.
Life is too short to drive boring trucks.