Funny travel quotes

I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list. – Susan Sontag

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. – Unknown

I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel’s sake. – Robert Louis Stevenson

Adventure is worthwhile in itself. – Amelia Earhart

Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.’ – Lisa St. Aubin de Teran

I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance. – Unknown

My favorite thing to do is go where I’ve never been. – Diane Arbus

Traveling is seeing; it is the implicit that we travel by. – Cynthia Ozick

I love being a tourist, even in my own country. – Joel Sternfeld

Jet lag is for amateurs. – Dick Clark

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving. – Lao Tzu

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. – Unknown

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. – Mark Twain

The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands. – Sir Richard Burton

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. – Paul Theroux

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. – Augustine of Hippo

I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. – Carl Sandburg

Travel expands the mind and fills the gap. – Sheda Savage

Don’t tell me how educated you are, tell me how much you’ve travelled. – Mohamed

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. – Mark Twain

Wherever you go, go with all your heart. – Confucius

I want to make memories all over the world. – Unknown

Life is short, the world is wide. I want to make some memories. – Unknown

Travel far, travel wide, travel often. – Unknown

I travel because it makes me realize how much I haven’t seen, how much I’m not going to see, and how much I still need to see. – Unknown

Wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence. – Unknown

The goal is to die with memories, not dreams. – Unknown

I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords. – Unknown

Travel: the only thing you can buy that makes you richer. – Unknown

Life is short, travel often. – Unknown

I’ll look back on this and smile, because it was life and I decided to live it. – Unknown

The world is your oyster, so eat it! – Unknown

Don’t be a tourist, be a traveler. – Unknown

I’m in love with cities I’ve never been to and people I’ve never met. – Unknown

Travel is the only thing you can buy that makes you richer. – Unknown

I want a life that’s a great story to tell. – Unknown

Life is meant to be an adventure, not a package tour. – Unknown

Life is short, buy the plane ticket. – Unknown

Travel far, travel wide, and travel weird. – Unknown

There’s no time to be bored in a world as beautiful as this. – Unknown

What you’ve done becomes the judge of what you’re going to do — especially in other people’s minds. When you’re traveling, you are what you are right there and then. – Gertrude Stein

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. – Elizabeth Drew

Adventure is always worthwhile. – Walt Disney

The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams. – Oprah Winfrey

Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before. – Dalai Lama

Traveling – it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller. – Ibn Battuta

Travel is the only thing you can spend money on that will make you richer. – Unknown

To travel is to take a journey into yourself. – Danny Kaye

Travel is like a giant magnifying glass. It shows you things you never imagined. – Unknown

Traveling is about finding those things you never knew you were looking for. – Unknown