Funny Toxic Quotes

I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I’m pretty close.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me toxic, I’d be rich.

I’m not mean, I’m just brutally honest.

Don’t confuse my confidence with arrogance.

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Some people just can’t handle my awesomeness.

I may be toxic, but at least I’m interesting.

I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to win.

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my greatness.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best.

I’m not a toxic person, I just have a strong personality.

I may be toxic, but at least I’m not boring.

I’m not here to please everyone, I’m here to be myself.

I speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue.

I may be toxic, but at least I’m funny.

I’m not trying to be rude, I’m just brutally honest.

I’m sorry if the truth hurts, but someone has to say it.

It’s not my fault if you can’t handle my sarcasm.

I’m not toxic, I’m just misunderstood.

I didn’t choose the toxic life, the toxic life chose me.

If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of my way.

I don’t have time for sensitive people, I’m too busy being awesome.

I may be toxic, but at least I’m not boring like you.

You can’t spell toxic without me.

I’m not a people pleaser, I’m a self-pleaser.

I’m not toxic, I’m just a high dosage of reality.

If you don’t like my toxic personality, then don’t breathe the same air as me.

I may be toxic, but I’m the kind of toxicity you can’t resist.

I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to make enemies.

If sarcasm was a superpower, I’d wear a cape.

I may be toxic, but at least I have a sense of humor.

I don’t have time for haters, I’m too busy being fabulous.

I’m not a bully, I’m just really good at making people cry.

I’m too savage for your delicate feelings.

I may be toxic, but I’m the kind of toxic you can’t help but love.

I’m not toxic, I’m just brutally upfront.

If you can’t handle my toxicity, then you don’t deserve my awesomeness.

I do what I want, when I want, and you can’t stop me.

I may be toxic, but I’m the kind of toxic that makes life interesting.

I’m not here to be liked, I’m here to be me.

I’m not a snob, I’m just allergic to mediocrity.

I may be toxic, but I’m the kind of toxic that leaves a mark.

I’m not a people person, I’m a me person.

I’m not toxic, I’m just misunderstood by the weak.

I may be toxic, but I’m the kind of toxic that inspires envy.

I don’t have time for negativity, I’m too busy being awesome.

I may be toxic, but at least I’m not fake like you.

I’m not rude, I’m refreshingly honest.

I’m not toxic, I’m selectively vocal.

I may be toxic, but I’m the kind of toxic that leaves a lasting impression.