Funny Taylor Swift Quotes

Sometimes I wonder if Taylor Swift is just a really talented drama queen.

I never trust a girl who can write a whole song about one ex-boyfriend.

Taylor Swift’s love life could fill an entire season of ‘The Bachelor’.

I bet Taylor Swift’s Spotify playlists are just a collection of breakup songs.

Taylor Swift should start a dating advice column. She clearly has a lot of experience.

When Taylor Swift writes a breakup song, an angel gets its wings.

The amount of breakup songs Taylor Swift has is probably equal to the number of ex-boyfriends she’s had.

Taylor Swift’s love life is like a roller coaster – up and down, and you never know what’s next.

If Taylor Swift were a superhero, her superpower would be turning heartbreak into platinum records.

Taylor Swift’s dating life is like a game of musical chairs – but with more breakup songs.

Taylor Swift can turn any awkward encounter into a hit song.

Taylor Swift should start a dating app for musicians – she knows how to find them and break up with them.

If you ever want to get over an ex, just listen to Taylor Swift’s discography.

Taylor Swift’s songs are like a roadmap to her love life – it’s like a never-ending treasure hunt.

Taylor Swift’s love life is like an Etch A Sketch – constantly changing, but somehow still entertaining.

Taylor Swift’s songs are like therapy sessions, but with catchy choruses.

Taylor Swift’s love life is a mystery – like trying to find meaning in a Taylor Swift song.

Taylor Swift could probably write an entire album about her pet cats.

Taylor Swift is proof that you can turn heartbreak into a successful career.

Taylor Swift’s love life is like a soap opera – full of dramatic plot twists and unforgettable characters.

Taylor Swift must have a subscription to the Broken Hearts Club.

If Taylor Swift ever decides to give up singing, she could have a successful career as a relationship therapist.

Taylor Swift’s love life is the stuff of legends – or at least the stuff of catchy pop songs.

If Taylor Swift wrote a book about her love life, it would be called ‘Fifty Shades of Breakup.’

Taylor Swift’s love life is like a deck of cards – she’s always got a new hand to play.

I wonder if Taylor Swift’s goal in life is to date every eligible bachelor in Hollywood.

If Taylor Swift were a weather forecast, it would always be stormy with a chance of heartbreak.

Taylor Swift’s love life is like a never-ending game of love roulette.

Taylor Swift’s songs are like love letters to her ex-boyfriends – with a little bit of shade thrown in.

Taylor Swift could probably fill a whole museum with her collection of broken hearts.

Taylor Swift’s love life is like a box of chocolates – you never know what kind of drama you’re going to get.

If Taylor Swift ever had a reality TV show, it would be called ‘The Ex Files’.

Taylor Swift’s love life is like a never-ending game of relationship Jenga – always teetering on the edge.

I wonder if Taylor Swift has ever considered becoming a relationship coach – she’s had enough practice.

Does Taylor Swift ever get exhausted from all the breakup songs she has to write?

Taylor Swift’s love life is like a soap opera – full of scandals, plot twists, and dramatic exits.

If Taylor Swift ever needs a new career, she could become the queen of breakup anthems.

Taylor Swift is the queen of writing breakup songs – every ex-boyfriend better watch out.

Taylor Swift’s love life is like a game of chess – always strategizing her next move.

I wonder if Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriends ever listen to her songs and think, ‘Hey, that’s about me!’

Taylor Swift’s songs are like a window into her soul – and her dating history.

Taylor Swift must have a Ph.D. in heartbreak – she’s definitely done her research.

Taylor Swift’s love life is like a shipwreck – a wreckage of broken hearts and catchy choruses.

Taylor Swift could probably host a dating reality show – she’s got enough material for multiple seasons.

If Taylor Swift ever runs out of ex-boyfriends, she could always start dating herself – she’s clearly her favorite subject.

Does Taylor Swift’s phone have an automatic breakup song generator?

Taylor Swift’s love life is like a roller coaster – thrilling for her fans, but probably a little nauseating for her exes.

If Taylor Swift ever starts a band, she should totally call it ‘The Broken Hearts Club’.

Taylor Swift’s love life is like New York City – full of drama, dreams, and way too many tabloid headlines.

If Taylor Swift ever decides to retire from music, we’ll always have her catalog of dramatic love stories to keep us entertained.