Funny sticky notes quotes

Keep calm and eat chocolate.

Warning: This note may contain sarcasm.

I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry. Bring me food.

Remember, unicorns are real. They just don’t have to pay taxes.

Don’t be a potato, be a pineapple.

If we were meant to stay in one place, we’d have roots instead of feet.

Don’t worry, be happy!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t rhyme, microwave.

If you can read this, bring me coffee.

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me.

Procrastinators unite!… Tomorrow.

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not you.

If life gives you lemons, put them in your sweet tea and thank life.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just gracefully challenged.

When nothing goes right, go left.

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.

Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.

I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.

I love you more than coffee. And that’s saying a lot.

Eat glitter for breakfast and shine all day.

This note contains an invisible message. Trust me, it’s there.

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

You’re so hot, you made my sticky note curl.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Believe in your selfie.

I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.

Life is too short to wear boring socks.

Today is a good day for a good day.

I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

It’s not a mess, it’s my creative process.

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

When life gives you lemons, make a margarita.

I’m like a microwave, I don’t do clocks.

Keep calm and eat tacos.

I’m not afraid of zombies. I’m afraid of running.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on power-saving mode.

I’m not a morning person. Let’s not pretend I’m happy about it.

This is not a note. It’s a secret message only cool people understand.

I’m too legit to quit.

In pizza we crust.

Don’t be a salad, be the whole pizza.

Sarcasm: because punching people is frowned upon.

I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.

Keep calm and pretend it’s on the lesson plan.