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Funny Shark Sayings to Brighten Your Day

What’s a shark?s favorite scripture? Anything they can sink their teeth into.

You see me swimmin’, you hatin’.

Shark: Making waves since the beginning of time.

Sharks: Not as mean as they appear.

I’m not a monster, I’m just misunderstood.

Eat, swim, don?t sleep, repeat.

On the off-chance you’re not a seal, I’d still watch your back!

Be a shark in a sea of fish.

Sharks: Partly because the ‘Jaws’ theme gets old really fast.

Simply fin-tastic.

Sharks: Navigating the ocean one bite at a time.

Sorry, I mistook you for lunch.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

Sharks: The oceans? misunderstood majestic creatures.

Sharks do it deeper.

Always be yourself unless you can be a shark, then always be a shark.

Stay salty!

Time to throw a family reunion… the feeding frenzy kind.

In my world, it’s always Shark week.

Sharks: Because mermaids need heroes too.

Can’t touch this! Ain’t no human fool gonna cage me.

Jawsome.

Sharks: Doing the wave since prehistoric times.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.

I’m silently correcting your swimming.

Keep calm and swim fast. Shark is in the cast.

I’m a SHARKaholic. On the road to recovery. Just kidding… on the road to the ocean!

Funny Shark Sayings to Brighten Your Day part 2

Eat, sleep, and live like a shark. Who needs a map?

If a shark is smiling at you, it may not be a good thing!

Oh, shark! That was a close one.

Be a shark in a world full of fish!

Sharks don’t swim with fishes!

Do sharks complain about Monday? No. They?re up early biting stuff, chasing things and being scary.

Sharks: Majestic, misunderstood, and often wearing a toothy grin.

Bite back at fear. Shark wisdom

I must be a mermaid. I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living – and sharks!

I don’t always listen to my wife, but when I do, things go swimmingly. Shark power!

I’m a shark, not a fish out of water!

Why be moody when you can be sharky?

Embrace your inner shark. Just don’t forget the teeth!

It’s ok if you don’t like sharks. Not everyone has good taste.

Sharkin’ around and having a ball.

I’m an oceanholic and my favourite animal is a shark.

Sharks don?t wait for opportunities. They bite them!

Don’t forget to be jawsome!

Does this shark look BOO-eautiful or what?

I’ve got that sinking feeling… Oh wait, it’s just a shark.

Sea-food diet? Nah, I’m a shark. I see food, I eat it!

Don’t worry, I don’t bite… much.

I’m not a monster, I’m just misunderstood!

Keep calm and…oh wait, a SHARK!

Jawsome, isn’t it?

Sharks: Making waves since prehistoric times.

Don’t fear the fin.

I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

Shark state of mind!

Fancy a swim with me? I promise it’s not a catch!

Keep your friends close, but your anemones closer!

You just can’t beat the person who never gives up – unless you’re a shark.

Designed by nature – perfected over millions of years.

Born to swim, forced to work.

Fin-omenal in every wave.

Smile like a shark.

Every week is Shark Week in my world.

Live every week like it’s shark week!

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