Funny self love quotes

I love myself so much, I should start charging admission.

Self-love is the best kind of love, because it comes with no drama or baggage.

I make myself laugh so hard, I don’t need to go to a comedy club.

I’m my own number one fan, and that’s all the validation I need.

I am a masterpiece in progress, and I love every brushstroke.

I’m not conceited, I’m just in a committed relationship with myself.

Funny thing about self-love, it makes all the haters disappear.

I love myself so much, I’m like a one-person fan club.

Life is too short to wait for someone else to love you, so I’ll do it myself.

Loving myself is the best revenge against those who tried to bring me down.

I’m the CEO of my self-love empire, and business is booming.

I’m the total package, no assembly required.

I’m not selfish, I’m self-nurturing. There’s a difference.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I’m perfectly capable of saving myself.

My self-love playlist is better than any breakup playlist.

I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m definitely my own shot of whiskey.

I’m like a fine wine, getting better and better with age.

I’m a limited edition, so don’t expect me to conform to society’s standards.

I’m not perfect, but my self-love is on point.

I love myself so much, I should be my own Valentine every day.

I’m not a narcissist, I’m just really good at self-appreciation.

My love for myself is like a contagious virus, spreading happiness everywhere I go.

I have a PhD in self-love, and my dissertation is titled ‘I Am Awesome’.

I’m my own best friend and worst enemy, but it’s a love-hate relationship I can’t live without.

I’m the main character in my own story, and boy am I entertaining.

My sense of humor is so great, I should consider doing stand-up comedy for myself.

I’m a one-woman party, and the guest list is exclusive.

I love myself so much, I could write a book about it. But who needs a book when there’s a mirror?

I’m like a superhero, saving myself from negativity and spreading positive vibes.

I’m the captain of my own ship, and I’m sailing towards a life filled with self-love.

I’m the star of my own show, and every day is a new episode of awesomeness.

I keep falling in love with myself every time I look in the mirror.

My favorite hobby is being awesome at everything I do.

Self-love is like a spa day for the soul, and I’m the VIP guest.

I’m so fabulous, I should start charging royalties for anyone who wants to be in my presence.

I don’t need a crown to know that I’m the queen of my own life.

I’m my own biggest fan, but it’s not hard when I’m so amazing.

I love myself enough to not settle for anything less than I deserve.

I’m like a teddy bear, but with 10 times more awesomeness.

My selfies should be in a museum, because they’re works of art.

If loving myself is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

I’m the CEO of happiness, and my mission is to spread joy to everyone around me.

I’m not just a pretty face, I’ve got a personality that shines brighter than the sun.

I’m not stuck up, I’m just amazing and I embrace it.

I’m a comedy goldmine, and my one-liners are legendary.

I’m not cocky, I’m confident. Big difference.

I’m not a diva, I’m a queen and there’s a throne waiting for me.

Life is too short to be anything but fabulous, so I choose to love myself unconditionally.

I’m like a shooting star, leaving a trail of self-love wherever I go.

I’m like a fine-tuned instrument, and I play the music of self-love.