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Funny Self-Centered Quotes

I’m not self-centered, I’m just centered around awesomeness.

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I don’t always talk about myself, but when I do, I’m hilarious.

I love talking about myself because I never get tired of hearing how amazing I am.

I’m so self-centered, even my shadow follows me around.

I’m not conceited. I’m just convinced of my awesomeness.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just in a long-term relationship with myself.

I’m sorry, did someone say something that wasn’t about me?

I’m not self-centered, I’m just surrounded by mere mortals.

I don’t need to be validated, I already know I’m amazing.

I’m not self-centered, I just have a high self-esteem.

I’m the star of my own show, and everyone else is just an extra.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just the center of the universe.

I’m not self-centered, I just shine too brightly for others to handle.

I’m not selfish, I just know what’s best for me.

I’m not self-centered, the world just revolves around me.

I don’t have an ego, I have an awesomeness detector.

I’m not conceited, I’m confident enough for everyone.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just really good at being me.

I don’t need your approval, I have my own fan club.

I’m not self-centered, I just have a flair for self-expression.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just a master of self-promotion.

I’m not selfish, I’m just really good at putting myself first.

I’m not self-centered, I just know how to appreciate myself.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just a one-person party.

I’m not conceited, I’m just photogenic with an amazing personality.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just confident enough to know my own worth.

I’m not selfish, I’m just better at taking care of myself than others.

I’m not self-centered, I just have a natural ability to steal the spotlight.

I’m not conceited, I’m just comfortable in my own skin.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just really good at being the center of attention.

I’m not selfish, I just know how to make myself a priority.

I don’t have an ego, I have a magnetic personality.

I’m not self-centered, I just know how to shine in a room full of stars.

I’m not conceited, I just have an abundance of self-confidence.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just really good at making people wish they were me.

I’m not selfish, I’m just focused on my own happiness.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just naturally inclined to be the center of attention.

I’m not conceited, I just have a healthy love for myself.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just really good at being the life of the party.

I’m not selfish, I just know how to prioritize my own needs.

I don’t have an ego, I have an extraordinary sense of self.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just really good at embracing my fabulousness.

I’m not conceited, I’m just fortunate to have such an amazing person like myself.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just genetically predisposed to being awesome.

I’m not selfish, I just know how to make myself happy.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just exceptionally good at being myself.

I’m not conceited, I’m just a master of self-love.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just naturally inclined to hog the spotlight.

I’m not selfish, I’m just better at looking out for myself than others.


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