Funny science quotes
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the scientist go broke? Because he kept trying to invent money!
I’m not a scientist, but I can make your heart race like one!
Why did the bacteria bring a suitcase to the airport? Because it wanted to be a culture!
Why did the chemist refuse to kiss his girlfriend? Because he had no chemistry!
Why did the physicist take up gardening? Because he wanted to study the theory of relativity!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the scientist break up with his girlfriend? Because he couldn’t find a solution!
Why did the scientist bring a ladder to the bar? Because he wanted to reach a higher state of intoxication!
How do scientists freshen their breath? With Experi-mints!
Why did the biologist break up with his girlfriend? Because she wasn’t his perfect ‘m8’!
Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to the bar? Because he wanted to find the square root!
Why did the psychologist bring a net to the beach? Because he wanted to catch some Freudian slips!
Why did the microbiologist go to the dentist? Because he wanted to improve his culture!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
What do you call a fish that wears a crown? King Cod!
Why did the scientist always carry a thermometer? Because he liked to have a degree wherever he went!
Why did the physicist bring a blanket to the party? Because he wanted to generate some thermal energy!
Why did the scientist wear two shirts to work? Because inquiring minds want to know!
Why did the electron go to the therapist? Because it had an identity crisis!
Why did the mathematician bring a tree to the party? Because he heard he needed some natural logs!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many ‘pi’-rates!
Why did the scientist wear a lab coat on his bike? Because he wanted to conduct experiments in motion!
Why did the scientist become a detective? Because he wanted to solve the mysteries of the universe!
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? Because they had no chemistry!
Why did the biologists go on a date to the zoo? Because they wanted to see the ‘chemistry’ between the animals!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a scientist who drinks too much coffee? A Java programmer!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!