Funny Sayings to Put on Your Shot Glasses

Sip happens.

Liquid therapy.

I’m not slurring, I’m speaking cursive.

Life’s a beach, drink in hand.

Take life with a grain of salt… and a shot of tequila.

Shot happens.

Drink responsibly means don’t spill it.

Oops! Did I buy whiskey instead of milk again?

Life is brew-tiful.

Trust me, you can dance. – Whiskey

Alcohol: because no great story ever started with a salad.

Save water, drink tequila.

Every empty bottle is filled with stories.

Keep calm and take another shot.

Drinks well with others.

Keep calm and pour on.

One more shot won’t hurt.

Just keep pouring.

Without you, my cup is half empty.

Why limit happy to an hour?

I don’t get drunk, I just get less classy.

Watch me sip, watch me lay lay.

Alcohol: because no great story ever started with a salad.

I don’t have a drinking problem, I’m just really thirsty.

I’m not slurring, I’m speaking in cursive.

May contain alcohol.

Does running out of alcohol count as cardio?

Drink triple, see double, act single.

Drinks well with others.

Instant human, just add alcohol.

Sip me baby one more time.

Liquid therapy.

1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor.

Alcohol – Because no one’s ever been complimented on their personality.

Funny Sayings to Put on Your Shot Glasses part 2

Why limit happy to an hour?

When life hands you lemons, bust out the tequila and salt!

Body by craft beer.

Good girls drink good beer.

I like my water with barley and hops.

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes everything.

Safety first, drink with a nurse.

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

Alcohol, because no one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got a good sleep.

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.

Drink triple, see double, act single.

Mr. Right, Mrs. Always Right.

Liquid therapy!

Laugh a lot, wine a little.

I came for the shots, stayed for the company.

Sip happens. It’s okay to wine.

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I?m not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself.

Reality called, so I hung up.

I don’t get drunk, I just get less classy and more fun.

Life is brewtiful.

I make beer disappear, what’s your superpower?

When life hands you lemons, grab tequila and salt.

Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.

Don’t worry, be hoppy.

Drinks well with others.

Finally, a serving size that understands me.

Hello, is it beer you’re looking for?

I may be intoxicated, but I have standards.

Sorry, I’m drinking to forget how old I am.

Sobriety is overrated.