Funny Quotes on Luck

Luck is like a roller coaster ride – sometimes you’re up and sometimes you’re upside down.

Luck is just fate’s way of saying ‘surprise!’

They say luck is a lady, but she’s got a wicked sense of humor.

I asked luck for a penny, and she gave me a dime. That’s what I call inflation.

I must have been born under a lucky star, because I always seem to find the last parking space.

Some people have all the luck, and the rest of us are just here for the entertainment.

Luck is like a blind date – sometimes it’s a match made in heaven, and sometimes it’s a disaster.

I don’t believe in luck, but I believe in finding a four-leaf clover just to mess with fate.

Luck may be blind, but she sure knows how to play hide and seek.

My luck has a wicked sense of humor – it’s always got something up its sleeve.

Luck is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get, but you hope it’s something good.

Luck is just karma’s way of saying ‘let’s have a little fun’.

Luck is like a wild card – it can either make or break you.

I was born lucky, but I must have used up all my good fortune in my first 10 years.

They say luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity, but sometimes opportunity forgets to show up.

Luck is like a game of poker – you never know if you have a winning hand until it’s too late.

They say you make your own luck, but sometimes you just have to sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

I don’t need luck, I just need a good sense of humor and a lot of caffeine.

Luck is like a cat – it’s either napping or knocking things off the table.

I may not be lucky in love, but I’m lucky enough to have a Netflix subscription.

Luck is like a forgotten umbrella – you never know when it will turn up, but you’re grateful when it does.

Luck is like a stubborn stain – sometimes it’s there to remind you of past mistakes.

I’m not superstitious, but I’ll still knock on wood just to be on the safe side.

Luck is like a good hair day – you never know when it will come, but you embrace it when it does.

I may not be lucky in cards, but I’m sure lucky in friends.

They say luck favors the bold, but sometimes luck plays hide and seek with the brave.

Luck is like a lottery ticket – you may not win the big one, but the small wins can still be sweet.

I may not have been born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but I have a lucky spoon somewhere in my kitchen.

Luck is like a fishing rod – you have to cast your line and hope for the best.

They say you make your own luck, but sometimes it’s more about timing and a good sense of humor.

I don’t believe in luck, but I do believe in finding a penny heads up just for the heck of it.

Luck is like a cup of coffee – sometimes it’s sweet, sometimes it’s bitter, and sometimes it’s just lukewarm.

I may not have the luck of the Irish, but I sure know how to have fun on St. Patrick’s Day.

They say luck is a lady, but she must have a sense of humor because she’s always pulling my leg.

Luck is like a game of darts – you may miss the bullseye, but you can still hit the target.

I don’t believe in luck, but I do believe in eating ice cream even when it’s raining.

Luck is like a genie – you have to rub the lamp and make a wish.

They say luck is all about being in the right place at the right time, but sometimes the right place is on the couch watching Netflix.

Luck is like a rainbow – it’s beautiful to look at, but you can never quite reach the pot of gold.

I may not have the best luck, but I sure know how to have a good laugh about it.

They say luck is a fickle friend, but I’d rather have a fickle friend than no friend at all.

Luck is like a boomerang – sometimes it comes back to hit you in the face.

I may not have good luck, but I have a great sense of humor, and that’s worth more than gold.

They say luck is like a bird – you have to let it fly away, but sometimes it just leaves a mess on your car.

Luck is like a puzzle – sometimes the pieces just fall into place, and sometimes you have to search for hours to find the missing one.

I may not have all the luck, but I have enough to make life interesting.

They say luck is a funny thing – it’s like a mosquito, it always buzzes in your ear at the wrong time.

Luck is like a wave – sometimes it carries you to the shore, and sometimes it knocks you off your surfboard.

I may not have won the lottery, but I still feel like a million bucks.

They say luck is a game of chance, but I like to think of it as a game of twisted fate.