Funny Quotes From the Coronavirus Pandemic

Quarantine day: I’ve mastered the art of talking to the walls.

I have a black belt in social distancing.

I never thought my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth.

Drinking tea with a mask feels like a new level of Britishness.

Who needs a beach body when you have a quarantine body?

Feeling like a full-time chef with a part-time cooking skills.

Forgot what it feels like to put on real pants.

My dog thinks I quit my job to become his personal playmate.

The only thing spreading faster than the virus is my Netflix watchlist.

I’ve reached the level of social interaction where I wave to strangers in my dreams.

I’ve been practicing social distancing since before it was cool.

Quarantine life: Where leggings and sweatpants are considered formal attire.

Quarantine day: I’m beginning to understand why pets try to run out of the house.

I’ve discovered that my true talent is finding snacks in the pantry.

Can we all just agree that hair salons are essential businesses?

Quarantine has turned me into a professional at talking to my plants.

I’ve aged 10 years in the last 2 weeks, thanks to video chats.

I miss the days when the only thing I had to panic buy was chocolate.

Quarantine rule: No pants, no problem.

My room has become my own little world. It’s like Narnia, but with more snacks.

I’ve come to the realization that my plants will survive longer than my hairstyle.

Social distancing: The perfect excuse to cancel plans without feeling guilty.

Just realized that the ‘home’ in ‘homework’ actually refers to our current situation.

If you see someone talking to themselves, don’t worry, they’re just having a staff meeting.

Quarantine fashion tip: Invest in a good pair of sweatpants.

Quarantine level unlocked: Talking to inanimate objects as if they’re listening.

My pajama collection has never seen so much action.

The number of times I’ve washed my hands in the past week should qualify me for a Guiness World Record.

Quarantine has made me realize that I wasn’t meant to be a stay-at-home influencer.

I used to dislike hand sanitizer. Now, I carry it like a badge of honor.

Who needs a gym when you have a hallway for a track?

Quarantine rule: No judgment on the number of naps taken in a day.

Never thought I’d see the day when my roots would surpass my hair goals.

Day? Night? It’s all a blur in quarantine time.

My impulse buys have shifted from clothes to online yoga classes.

Home is where the WiFi automatically connects.

Quarantine skills unlocked: Intense staring contests with my pet.

I’ve officially become immune to my own cooking experiments.

If happiness was measured in pajama days, I’d be leading the world.

Quarantine has surprisingly made me appreciate the sound of silence.

Life is like a game of hide and seek, but with a virus instead of someone seeking you.

My daily exercise routine consists of dodging my own thoughts.

I never thought my houseplants would become my new BFFs.

Social distancing has given me the opportunity to finally master the art of online window shopping.

I’m convinced that someone is secretly hiding the last roll of toilet paper.

Quarantine self-care: Indulging in an unhealthy amount of snacks.

I’ve become so good at handwashing that I could perform surgery.

Just when you thought 2024 couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself applauding the grocery store employees.

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I’d be a gold medalist.

Quarantine day: I’ve started making friends with the delivery drivers, as they are my only social interaction.