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Funny quotes for kids

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, I’ll go on ahead!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, I’ll go on ahead!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

Funny quotes for kids part 2

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, I’ll go on ahead!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, I’ll go on ahead!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

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