Funny Quotes about Shopping

I don’t shop because I need something, I shop because shopping counts as cardio.

Shopping is my therapy, and my credit card bill is my therapy bill.

Who needs therapy when you can shop?

My shopping skills are on point, but my saving skills are nonexistent.

I came, I saw, I bought…and now I have regrets.

My happy place is in the shopping cart.

Shopping: the art of buying things you never knew you needed.

Retail therapy should be covered by health insurance.

In a world of options, I choose to go shopping.

I have too many clothes, said no shopaholic ever.

I always tell myself I’m going to save money, but then I walk into a store.

Shopping is the only sport where you can win by spending the most money.

I don’t have a shopping problem, I have a shopping opportunity.

Shopping is my full-time job, and my bank account is my boss.

I’m not a shopaholic; I’m helping the economy.

If shopping was an Olympic sport, I would definitely win gold.

I’m not addicted to shopping, I’m just passionately in love with it.

Shopping is the best way to exercise your wallet.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a new outfit and that’s kind of the same thing.

Shopping is like a box of chocolates.. you never know what you’re gonna buy!

In shopping, as in life, it’s all about the chase.

When life gives you lemons, go shopping and buy something yellow.

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, unless you’re a shopaholic.

I may not be rich, but my shopping cart has expensive taste.

Shopping is my hobby, and my savings account is my nemesis.

I shop, therefore I am…in debt.

If shopping were an occupation, I would be the CEO.

Shopping is my cardio, and my credit card bill is my badge of honor.

When in doubt, shop it out.

Shopping is like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find cute clothes.

I may have a shopping addiction, but my closet is always on point.

Shopping is my superpower – I can find the perfect outfit in under 5 minutes.

Shopping is the cure for a bad day, or any day, really.

I have a shopping addiction, but I’m okay with it. It’s cheaper than therapy.

Shopping is my cardio, and my credit card is my trainer.

I shop, therefore I am fashionable.

When I shop, the universe aligns, and I find the perfect sales.

Shopping is my kind of adventure – no hiking boots required.

I may not be able to touch my toes, but I can touch my credit card limit.

My shopping cart is like a playlist – it’s full of my favorite things.

Shopping is the art of buying things you didn’t know you needed, but now you can’t live without.

Shopping is my happy place – my wallet, not so much.

I don’t need therapy, I just need a shopping spree.

Shopping is a full contact sport – you have to be quick to grab the last size.

My shopping cart is my personal trainer – it pushes me to the limit.

I shop like it’s my job – unfortunately, my paycheck doesn’t agree.

There’s no problem that shopping can’t solve, at least temporarily.

Shopping is my form of self-expression – my clothes speak volumes.

My favorite exercise is shopping – I can do it for hours without breaking a sweat.

I don’t shop to impress others, I shop to impress myself.