Funny quotes about keeping your mouth shut

I’ve learned that sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you’re stupid than to open it and prove them right.

Keeping your mouth shut can prevent a lot of drama, unlike opening it and causing a tornado.

Silence is golden, especially when you’re trying not to embarrass yourself with your words.

When in doubt, keep your mouth shut and let your actions do the talking.

The less you say, the less chance you have of being quoted, misquoted, or caught in a lie.

Keeping your mouth shut is like holding your breath underwater – it’s challenging, but it can save you from drowning in your own words.

Sometimes, the best response is no response at all. Just keep your mouth shut and watch the world unfold.

Nothing gets you in trouble faster than opening your mouth when you should’ve kept it shut.

The secret to a peaceful life? Mastering the art of keeping your mouth shut at the right times.

Keeping your mouth shut is a skill that speaks volumes about your self-control.

Talk is cheap, but silence speaks volumes. Keep your mouth shut and let your actions do the talking.

Silence is not always a sign of weakness; sometimes it’s a sign of wisdom.

If you can’t think of something nice to say, it’s better to keep your mouth shut and avoid unnecessary harm.

A closed mouth catches no flies, and a kept mouth avoids unnecessary drama.

The key to avoiding foot-in-mouth situations is learning when to zip it up.

When you feel the urge to speak out of turn, just remember that keeping your mouth shut is free therapy.

The only thing worse than speaking too soon is speaking too much. Learn to keep your mouth shut and protect your credibility.

Silence is a great teacher. Learn to listen more and speak less.

Keeping your mouth shut is the secret to maintaining peace within yourself, no matter how chaotic the world may be.

Silence may be misunderstood, but it can also be a powerful weapon against unnecessary confrontations.

Speak only if your words can improve upon the silence. Otherwise, keep your mouth shut and enjoy the tranquility.

Remember, even a fish wouldn’t get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

The more you speak, the more opportunities you give others to misunderstand you. Sometimes, it’s better to keep your mouth shut and save everyone the trouble.

If words were a currency, some people would be millionaires by keeping their mouth shut.

Silence is a universal language. Speak it fluently by keeping your mouth shut.

They say actions speak louder than words, but sometimes inaction speaks even louder. Keep your mouth shut and let your inaction say it all.

The less you reveal about yourself, the more people can wonder. Keeping your mouth shut adds an air of mystery to your character.

Remember, it’s hard to put your foot in your mouth if you keep your mouth shut.

A wise man said nothing at all and let everyone assume he was wise. Sometimes, the best way to appear smart is by keeping your mouth shut.

Life is full of opportunities to insert your foot into your mouth. So, keep your mouth shut and save your shoes from embarrassment.

In a world filled with noise, keeping your mouth shut is the most rebellious act of all.

Don’t be afraid of silence. Embrace it. Show the world that sometimes, you’d rather keep your mouth shut and appreciate the beauty around you.

Silence has an uncanny ability to make people uncomfortable. Use it to your advantage by keeping your mouth shut when you need the upper hand.

Sometimes, the best way to win an argument is by keeping your mouth shut and letting the other person dig their own grave.

They say speech is silver, but silence is golden. So, keep your mouth shut and watch your pockets fill with wisdom.

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Keeping your mouth shut is the kinder choice.

The less you talk about your dreams, the more time you have to chase them. Keep your mouth shut and watch your dreams transform into reality.

Save your breath for something worth saying. Otherwise, keep your mouth shut and use that energy for more valuable pursuits.

Information is power, so don’t give it away for free. Keep your mouth shut and make people wonder about your secrets.

To avoid saying the wrong thing, sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and let your eyes do the talking.

Keeping your mouth shut is like playing poker with invisible cards – it gives you the upper hand.

Instead of swallowing your pride, swallow your words. Keep your mouth shut and avoid unnecessary conflicts.

If your words aren’t adding value to the conversation, keep your mouth shut and give others a chance to shine.

Talk less, smile more. Keeping your mouth shut can make you the life of the party.

Silence is the best defense against people who thrive on drama. Keep your mouth shut and watch them scramble for attention.

If you want to be a good listener, learn to keep your mouth shut and truly hear what others are saying.

The saying ‘Think before you speak’ should actually be ‘Think twice, then keep your mouth shut.’

Keeping your mouth shut is like pressing the ‘pause’ button on a potentially disastrous situation.

If you can’t hold your tongue, tie it up and keep your mouth shut. It’s the least you can do for those around you.

Remember, silence may not always be understood, but it can be appreciated by those who value peace and serenity.