Funny Piercing Quotes
Friends don’t let friends pierce themselves in the dark.
Pierce today, regret tomorrow.
Life is too short for boring piercings.
Piercings: the one thing you can’t lend to a friend.
When in doubt, pierce it out.
Piercings are like tattoos but way easier to take off!
Behind every great piercing is a slightly crazy story.
Piercings: the ultimate ice breaker at parties.
No pain, no gain… or in this case, no piercing, no fun!
Piercings are a great way to remind yourself that you’re not afraid of needles.
If piercings could talk, they’d whisper secrets.
Piercings: because life is too short for plain ears.
Piercings are the ultimate form of self-expression. Make sure you’re saying something worth hearing!
Piercings: the perfect accessory for when you want to look tough, but also need waterproof mascara.
Piercings: because wearing jewelry on the outside is so much more interesting than on the inside.
Piercings: when you want to make your parents cringe, but still be able to take them out for family dinners.
Piercings: the ultimate way to accessorize a fearless attitude.
The more piercings, the merrier!
Piercings: the best remedy for a boring outfit.
Piercings: like explosions of style on your body.
Piercings: because normal is just too mainstream.
Piercings: the original ‘try before you buy’ body modification.
Piercings: the perfect conversation starter for those who hate small talk.
Take care of your piercings, or they’ll outlast your relationships.
Piercings: because coloring inside the lines is so last year.
Piercings: the best way to ensure your selfies have an edgy twist.
Piercings: the ultimate accessory for the rebellious soul.
Piercings are like badges of courage, showcasing the pain we’ve endured for style.
Piercings: the secret to never losing your earrings again.
Piercings: the modern-day battle scars of fashion warriors.
When life gets tough, pierce something.
Piercings: because ordinary is just a state of mind.
Piercings: because life is too short to be plain.
Piercings: the definitive way to tell the world you’re different.
Piercings: the spice in the bland recipe of life.
Piercings: when jewelry meets bravery.
Piercings: the ultimate way to let your style shine through.
Piercings: the silver lining in a world of dullness.
Piercings: because life is too short to blend in.
Piercings: the tiny revolutions we create on our own bodies.
Piercings: the perfect way to turn heads and poke fun at societal norms.
Piercings: the art of accessorizing with metal.
Piercings: turning squeamish friends into admirers since… forever.
Piercings: the silent screams of self-expression.
Embrace the quirks, including the ones you stick in your flesh.
Piercings: the closest thing to a mobile art exhibit.
Piercings: because why should clothes have all the fun?
Piercings: the ultimate icebreaker at networking events for the bold and unconventional.
Piercings are like kisses from your future self.
Piercings: wear your rebellion where everyone can see it.