Funny Narcissist Quotes

I don’t need compliments, I already know I’m amazing.

It’s not narcissism if it’s the truth.

I’m not conceited, I’m just confident in my awesomeness.

I don’t need a mirror to know I’m the fairest of them all.

I put the ‘me’ in ‘awesome.’

I’m so fabulous, even my reflection can’t resist staring at me.

I don’t have haters, just people who are jealous of my greatness.

In a world of ordinary, I shine as the extraordinary.

I may be narcissistic, but at least I’m the best at it.

I’m not vain, I just appreciate my own beauty.

I’m like a peacock, always displaying my fabulousness.

I’m not egotistical, I’m just aware of my greatness.

I don’t need validation, I already know I’m fantastic.

I don’t always take selfies, but when I do, I make sure they’re perfect.

I’m not self-obsessed, I’m just fascinated by my own amazingness.

I don’t need a standing ovation, my existence is applause enough.

I’m not self-centered, I just happen to be the center of the universe.

Being this fabulous should be considered a full-time job.

I’m not arrogant, I’m just better than everyone else.

I’m not conceited, I’m just confident in my ability to be awesome.

I don’t need an entourage, I’m perfectly capable of entertaining myself.

I’m not full of myself, I’m just full of awesomeness.

I’m not a narcissist, I’m a self-appreciation enthusiast.

I don’t need to brag, my awesomeness speaks for itself.

I may be self-absorbed, but I’m also self-aware.

I’m not self-obsessed, I’m just in a constant state of self-discovery.

If loving myself is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

I’m not obsessed with my own perfection, it’s just hard to ignore.

I’m not self-involved, I just have a lot of self-interest.

I don’t need validation from anyone, I’m my own biggest fan.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just focused on being amazing.

I may be a narcissist, but at least I’m interesting.

I’m not arrogant, I’m just aware of my own brilliance.

I don’t need recognition, my existence is a masterpiece.

I’m not self-obsessed, I’m just captivated by my own greatness.

I’m not conceited, I’m just too fabulous to ignore.

I don’t need applause, my mere presence is a standing ovation.

I may be self-centered, but I’m also self-made.

I’m not vain, I just have an exceptional appreciation for myself.

I’m not egotistical, I’m just proud of my own awesomeness.

I don’t need admiration, I already know I’m incredible.

I’m not self-obsessed, I’m just irresistibly charming.

I’m not a narcissist, I’m simply the best version of myself.

I don’t need compliments, I radiate perfection.

I’m not self-involved, I just find myself fascinating.

I’m not full of myself, I’m just full of fabulousness.

I don’t need approval, my self-confidence is unwavering.

I’m not conceited, I’m just confident in my own excellence.

I’m not arrogant, I’m just too amazing to be humble.

I don’t need reassurance, I know I’m extraordinary.