Funny mug sayings
I may be coffee, but I’ve got tea-rrific personality!
Coffee: because adulting is hard.
Tea: the hug in a mug.
Today’s forecast: 100% chance of coffee.
World’s okayest coffee drinker.
Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.
I donut care, just give me my coffee.
Life is better with coffee and a sense of humor.
I drink coffee for your protection.
Caffeine: the most important meal of the day.
Coffee: the reason Mondays exist.
Coffee: because adulting without it is just sleeping.
Coffee and kindness: the perfect brew.
Coffee: because mornings are for fresh starts and fresh brews.
Coffee: the magical elixir that turns ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning!’
Coffee: the love language of the tired and overworked.
Coffee is the answer, I don’t remember the question.
Coffee: the fuel for creative minds and sleepy souls.
Coffee: the church of the morning ritual.
Coffee: the original social network.
Coffee: the reason I wake up with a smile (and caffeine jitters).
I like my coffee like I like my mornings: bold and full of possibilities.
Coffee: the only thing better than a nap.
Coffee: the perfect excuse to take a break and enjoy life.
Caffeine: the legal way to alter reality.
Drink coffee and do good.
Coffee: the ultimate accessory for a well-rested look.
Warning: coffee may cause extreme productivity and excessive smiling.
Coffee: the original multitasker.
Coffee: the secret to my success (and survival).
I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.
Coffee: the reason I have my life together…kind of.
Coffee: my warm and cozy morning therapy session.
Coffee: the nectar of the bold and brilliant.
Coffee: because Mondays are twice as hard without it.
Coffee: the ultimate morning pick-me-up.
Coffee: the reason I wake up with hope and caffeine withdrawals.
Coffee: the silent partner who gets me through the day.
Coffee: the lifeline for the sleep-deprived and under-caffeinated.
Coffee: the secret ingredient in my recipe for success.
Coffee: the best accessory for surviving the daily grind.
Coffee: the answer to the question, ‘But first, what?’
Coffee: the reason I have a smile on my face and a twitch in my eye.
Coffee: my motivation to be productive before I hit snooze.
Coffee: the ultimate excuse for a coffee break.
Coffee: the reason I can adult (and stay sane).
Coffee: the one thing that surpasses my love for sleep.
Coffee: my liquid courage for tackling the unknown.
Coffee: the superhero saving the world one sip at a time.
Coffee: the daily reminder that life is better buzzed.