Funny Movie Quotes About Life
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. – Mary Poppins
I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is. – Forrest Gump
Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to. – The Break-Up
I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested. – The Big Bang Theory
There’s no place like home. – The Wizard of Oz
Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get. – Forrest Gump
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? – Meet the Parents
The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. – Pirates of the Caribbean
To infinity and beyond! – Toy Story
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth. – Unknown
I’m always on the lookout for someone who’s trying to take over the world. – Austin Powers
May the force be with you. – Star Wars
I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it. – The Bucket List
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. – Unknown
I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. – The Devil Wears Prada
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. – Unknown
Life is like a camera. You focus on what’s important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, take another shot. – Unknown
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. – Albert Einstein
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. – Dr. Seuss
Do, or do not. There is no try. – Yoda, Star Wars
My life has a superb cast, but I can’t figure out the plot. – Unknown
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead
I’m not worried about the bullet with my name on it. Just the ones addressed ‘to whom it may concern’. – Unknown
I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. – Zach Galifianakis
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. – Mark Twain
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. – Mae West
I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. – The Departed
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. – Charles Lamb
Life is hard. After all, it kills you. – Katharine Hepburn
I’m looking for the right one. Or the left one. Doesn’t matter, I’m not that picky. – Unknown
I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. – Unknown
I’m not antisocial. I’m just not user-friendly. – Unknown
Life is short; smile while you still have teeth. – Unknown
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield
I love mankind. It’s people I can’t stand. – Charles M. Schulz
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. – Unknown
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. – Unknown
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. – Abraham Lincoln
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. – Unknown
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. – Al McGuire
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. – Steven Wright
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard
I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. – Thomas Edison
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. – Oscar Wilde
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. – Unknown