Funny Monday Coffee Quotes
Coffee: because adulting is hard, and mornings are even harder.
Monday mornings are like a heart attack without the coffee.
Coffee is the only Monday morning superhero I need.
On Mondays, I like my coffee black – just like my soul.
Without coffee, Mondays would be a full-blown national disaster.
Coffee: the only thing strong enough to battle Monday mornings.
I only need one thing to survive a Monday morning: coffee.
Monday: fueled by coffee and a strong desire to leave.
Coffee makes Mondays bearable, but only just.
I may not be a morning person, but I am definitely a coffee person on Mondays.
Coffee: the magical elixir that turns Monday into just another day.
Dear Monday, please go away, I need more coffee today.
Coffee: the official fuel of both Friday eve and Monday morning.
I’m not a morning person, but I can pretend to be with the help of coffee.
Coffee: keeping me sane on Mondays since forever.
When life gives you Monday, dip it in coffee and keep going.
I believe in mornings, but only after I’ve had my coffee.
Mondays are tough, but coffee makes them a little bit perkier.
Monday mornings are like a bad hangover, but coffee is the cure.
I can conquer anything on a Monday as long as I have my coffee.
Mondays are proof that even coffee needs a little extra help sometimes.
Coffee: the best Monday morning pick-me-up since forever.
Monday mornings are like the portal to another dimension, but coffee keeps me grounded.
On Mondays, coffee is my secret weapon against the world.
Coffee: the only thing that can put a smile on my face on a Monday morning.
Dear Monday, I think we should see other people. Sincerely, Coffee.
Mondays are a little less painful when accompanied by a warm cup of coffee.
Coffee is my Monday morning therapist.
Monday mornings are like a bad dream, but coffee is my alarm clock.
Coffee: the key ingredient to surviving the Monday morning blues.
Mornings are for coffee and contemplation – especially on Mondays.
Coffee is my Monday morning happy pill.
Coffee: the nectar of the Monday gods.
I don’t snarl on Mondays, I caffeinate.
Monday mornings are for coffee and second chances.
Coffee is the only accessory I need on a Monday morning.
Mondays may be rough, but coffee is the sweetener of life.
Coffee: the ultimate Monday morning lifesaver.
When in doubt, just add more coffee on a Monday morning.
Coffee: it’s like a warm hug for my brain on Mondays.
Monday mornings are tough, but coffee makes them a little bit smoother.
Mondays are the coffee of the week – you can’t survive without them.
Coffee is my Monday morning battle cry.
Mondays are made more bearable with a cup of coffee to appease the Monday gods.
Coffee is the lifeblood that flows through my veins on Monday mornings.
Mornings are my arch-nemesis, but coffee is my secret weapon.
I don’t believe in Mondays, but I do believe in the power of coffee.
I may stumble through Mondays, but I’ll do it with a coffee in hand.
In a world full of Mondays, coffee is my happy place.
Coffee: the secret ingredient to surviving Monday morning meetings.