Funny Love Quotes
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.
Love is blind. Especially when you’re drunk.
Love is like a roller coaster, you’ll scream, laugh and eventually puke.
Love is like a shower without hot water, it’s just not worth it.
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.
Love is like a pizza, it’s better when it’s hot and cheesy.
Love is like Wi-Fi, you can’t see it, but you know when it’s not working.
Love is like a magnet, it attracts weirdos.
Love is like a math problem, always complicated and never-ending.
Love is like a circus, full of clowns and animals.
Love is like a broken pencil, pointless.
Love is like a stubborn stain, sometimes it’s better to just let it go.
Love is like a balloon, it’s fun until it pops.
Love is like a diet, it’s hard to stick to and there’s always temptation.
Love is like a mosquito, it bites and sucks the life out of you.
Love is like a black hole, it sucks you in and you never escape.
Love is like a bad haircut, it takes forever to grow out.
Love is like a traffic jam, you’re stuck and there’s no way out.
Love is like a puzzle, sometimes the pieces just don’t fit.
Love is like a game of hide and seek, one minute it’s there and the next it’s gone.
Love is like a bad dream, you wake up and wonder what the hell just happened.
Love is like a broken record, it keeps repeating itself over and over again.
Love is like a flat tire, it’s a pain in the ass and you never saw it coming.
Love is like a bad hangover, it’s hard to remember what happened the night before.
Love is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Love is like a soap opera, full of drama and fake emotions.
Love is like a mosquito bite, it’s annoying and itchy.
Love is like a bad joke, it’s funny at first but then you realize it’s just stupid.
Love is like a toothache, it hurts and you can’t ignore it.
Love is like a rainy day, it’s gloomy and depressing.
Love is like a bad haircut, it’s hard to fix and you just have to wait for it to grow out.
Love is like a burrito, it’s messy and sometimes it’s just too much to handle.
Love is like a roller coaster, it’s thrilling but sometimes it makes you sick.
Love is like a plant, it needs constant care and attention to grow.
Love is like a broken vase, once it’s shattered, it’s hard to put the pieces back together.
Love is like a bad dream, you wake up and wonder what the hell just happened.
Love is like a broken record, it keeps repeating itself over and over again.
Love is like a flat tire, it’s a pain in the ass and you never saw it coming.
Love is like a bad hangover, it’s hard to remember what happened the night before.
Love is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Love is like a soap opera, full of drama and fake emotions.
Love is like a mosquito bite, it’s annoying and itchy.
Love is like a bad joke, it’s funny at first but then you realize it’s just stupid.
Love is like a toothache, it hurts and you can’t ignore it.
Love is like a rainy day, it’s gloomy and depressing.
Love is like a bad haircut, it’s hard to fix and you just have to wait for it to grow out.
Love is like a burrito, it’s messy and sometimes it’s just too much to handle.
Love is like a roller coaster, it’s thrilling but sometimes it makes you sick.
Love is like a plant, it needs constant care and attention to grow.
Love is like a broken vase, once it’s shattered, it’s hard to put the pieces back together.