Funny Inspirational Work Quotes

The only way to do great work is to have fun while you’re doing it. – Unknown

Do what you love and the paperwork will follow. – Unknown

The key to success is to find joy in every task, even the ones that make you want to pull your hair out. – Unknown

If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito in the room. – Dalai Lama

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. – Thomas Edison

Work hard, play harder. And by play, I mean take a five-minute break to check Instagram. – Unknown

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. – Albert Schweitzer

Coffee: because adulting is hard. – Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. – Unknown

Work. Like a boss, but with the salary of an intern. – Unknown

I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

The best way to appreciate your job is by imagining yourself without one. – Oscar Wilde

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson

I have a great job. I get paid to stare out of the window and think. – Unknown

Work harder than you think you did yesterday. – Unknown

I was born to multitask. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. – Unknown

The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. – Sarah Brown

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time. – Joe Girard

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. – Unknown

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to work. – Robert Frost

My goal for today is to accomplish the goals of yesterday, which I should have done the day before yesterday. – Unknown

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. – Unknown

I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just on energy-saving mode. – Unknown

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a little coffee helps too. – Unknown

The harder you work, the luckier you get. Unless you’re playing the lottery. – Unknown

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. – Vidal Sassoon

I’m not afraid of hard work. I can watch it all day. – Unknown

I have to be successful because I like expensive things. – Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. – Unknown

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any loser. – Unknown

Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee. – Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. – Thomas Jefferson

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. – George Jessel

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. – Benjamin Franklin

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. – Unknown

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? – Albert Einstein

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. – Oscar Wilde

If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it. – W.C. Fields

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. – Harry Golden

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. – Unknown

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. – Thomas Edison

Success is doing what you love and getting someone else to pay for it. – Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. – Oscar Wilde

I’m not a workaholic. I’m a work enthusiast. – Unknown