Funny Hanukkah Sayings to Lighten Up Your Holidays

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Hanukkah is the festival of lights… And latkes! Who could forget about the latkes?!

8 days of presents? Sign me up for Hanukkah!

Hanukkah is here… Someone pass the dreidels and let’s get this party started!

Not to get too technical… but according to chemistry, Hanukkah is everything!

In Jewish tradition, we don’t have Christmas sweaters, we have Hanukkah hair!

Menorahs are lit, Latkes hit the spot, Hanukkah is cool, Christmas is not!

Hanukkah: Lighting the menorah, winning with the dreidel, losing in the kitchen.

Come on baby, let’s do the twist… The Hanukkah twist!

I love Hanukkah, it’s the only holiday where you can take a gamble and not lose any money.

Keep calm and eat more latkes. Happy Hanukkah!

Technically, calories from sufganiyots don’t count. It’s a Hanukkah miracle!

The only thing better than lighting the Menorah is lighting up someone’s smile!

Feelin’ ‘festival of lights’ weight gain. I blame the latkes.

During Hanukkah, I play dreidel just for the ‘spin’ of it!

If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the Hanukkah kitchen!

Hanukkah Harry is my spirit animal!

A Hanukkah ring is round, has no end, kinda like my love for those latkes.

Hanukkah is the only holiday that encourages playing with fire.

We?re about to light up this 8-night party like a menorah!

Season?s greetings from the chosen people. Now let?s get our Hanukkah on!

Keep Calm and Spin the Dreidel.

I can’t resist when there are latkes involved.

Han-ooked on Hanukkah.

You had me at shalom.

Eight crazy nights? Bring it on!

I’m just here for the challah back girl.

Feelin’ lit just thinking about those eight nights.

I take my latkes high, with a side of applesauce.

Shedding some light on the situation, Hanukkah style.

Ready, set, glow ? it?s Hanukkah!

Now it?s my turn to shine.

More Latkes please, it?s a Hanukkah feast.

Not to be all cheesy, but I love Hanukkah.

Dreidels and donuts and latkes, oh my!

Eight days of lights, latkes, and love.

Challah for Hanukkah. Turn up!

Putting the ‘fun’ in ‘Funukkah.’

Oh Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah, let’s light the menorah and have a party!

Who needs Rudolph when you have Judah Maccabee?

Happy Challah-days!

Hanukkah is lit!

I’ve got 99 problems but a candle ain’t one.

Feeling grate. Must be the latkes!

So many candles but so little cake?

The only thing that lasts eight days? Hanukkah and leftovers.

The weather outside is frightful, but the latkes are so delightful.

I’m all about that dreidel, ’bout that dreidel and gelt.

You light up my life, no Menorah necessary.

How about we make this Festival of Lights a festival of laughter?

Keep calm and eat latkes.

Hanukkah: 8 points of light and a thousand points of dessert.

I?m like a Menorah, I light up the room.

If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em for eight crazy nights.

After eating all these latkes, I’m gonna need 8 days of workout.

Why does Hanukkah have eight nights? Because seven would be borderline rude.

Time to get lit. You know, Menorah style.

I love you a latke, let?s celebrate.

Hanukkah calories don?t count, right?

Chanukah is just really Jewish Yoga, I mean we?re all about the stretch (pants).

Do miracles count as diet cheats, because I believe Hanukkah calories are a miracle.

Don’t hate me because I light up your world.

It?s not Hanukkah unless someone has to stop, drop and roll.

It’s lit. No, literally, the Menorah is lit.

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