Funny Golf Sayings for Shirts

I’d rather be golfing (but I guess I have to wear this shirt).

Keep calm and golf on.

I may not be good, but I’m having a tee-rrific time!

Golf is my therapy.

Golf: the only game where you can shout ‘fore’ and everyone ducks.

I’m always in the swing of things when I’m on the golf course.

Life is better with a golf club in hand.

Golf: where bad shots are blamed on the wind, the sun, and the elusive fairway gnome.

Gone golfing. Be back whenever I feel like it.

I don’t always golf, but when I do, I wear this shirt.

I may not be a pro, but I dress like one.

If at first you don’t succeed, blame it on the putter.

Keep your clubs close and your enemies closer.

Golf is just a long walk spoiled.

I’m not a golfer, I’m a golf enthusiast.

The secret to golf? It’s all in the hips.

Grip it and rip it!

Golf is the perfect combination of exercise and frustration.

I don’t play golf to win, I play to avoid losing.

Golf: the art of swearing quietly while everyone’s being too polite to say anything.

I didn’t choose the golf life, the golf life chose me.

Golf is all about timing. And not running out of ball markers.

Golf: where divots are like battle scars.

I’m not good at golf, but I’m excellent at finding lost balls.

Tee time is my favorite time.

I may have a high handicap, but at least my shirt looks good.

Golf is a game of inches. And strokes. Lots and lots of strokes.

Golf: where sand traps are like quicksand for your score.

If you can’t drive it, at least look good in the cart.

Golf is the only sport where you can lose a ball and still win the game.

I may not have the perfect swing, but I’ve got the perfect shirt.

Golf is like dieting: you always plan to do better next time.

Golf: where mulligans are frowned upon but secretly celebrated.

I’m not lost, just on the wrong fairway.

Golf is 90% mental. The other 10% is just being lucky.

I golf so I don’t choke people. Plus, it’s good exercise.

Golf is a game of inches. And frustration. And lost balls.

I’m not a golfer, but I can look like one.

Golf: where scoring under par is cause for celebration, and scoring over par is cause for therapy.

I may not be a pro, but I can spot a bad swing from a mile away.

Golf is all about finding the sweet spot. And then losing the ball.

Grip it and sip it: the most important rule of golf.

Life is too short to take bad golf shots seriously.

I may not have a hole-in-one, but I’ve got a hole in my wallet from all these golf shirts.

Golf is like life: sometimes you hit a birdie, and sometimes you hit a bogey.

I may not be great at golf, but I’m a pro at getting drinks from the beverage cart.

Golf: where miracles happen. Like finding your ball after an errant drive.

I don’t need therapy, I just need a tee time.

Golf: the only sport where a bad day on the course is still better than a good day at the office.

I may not always hit it straight, but I’ve got a wicked slice of humor.