Funny Giving Quotes

Giving is like a boomerang, it comes back to you, sometimes hitting you in the face.

If giving were an Olympic sport, I’d win the gold medal for giving too much.

They say it’s better to give than to receive, but I’d like to receive a million dollars just to test that theory.

Giving is like a game of catch – you throw kindness and it bounces right back at you.

I believe in giving so much that I even give my friends advice they didn’t ask for.

Giving is a lot like eating dessert – you feel great in the moment, but the guilt hits you later.

Giving is great, but have you ever tried receiving? It’s like giving, but without all the effort.

I’m the giving type of person. I give advice, opinions, and sometimes even unwanted hugs.

They say giving is its own reward, but I wouldn’t mind a little extra cash as a thank you.

I used to be a taker, but then I realized it’s much more fun to be the giver, especially when it comes to sarcasm.

Giving is like a candle – you light someone else’s day and end up burning yourself in the process.

I believe in giving wholeheartedly, especially when it comes to my opinions.

They say it’s better to give than to receive, but I’m pretty sure they’ve never received a puppy as a gift.

Giving is like a contagious disease – once you start, you can’t stop spreading kindness.

I’m known for my generosity, especially when it comes to sharing memes and funny videos.

I believe in giving, but I also believe in keeping receipts, just in case I change my mind.

Giving is like a boomerang – it always comes back to you, except when it hits someone else instead.

People say giving is a selfless act, but I prefer to call it a selfish act of making myself feel good.

I believe in giving, but I also believe in giving people second chances, and sometimes even third and fourth chances.

Giving is like a magic trick – you make someone else happy and poof, your own problems disappear.

They say it’s better to give than to receive, but have they ever received a pizza delivery?

Giving is like a game of tag – you’re ‘it’ until you pass on the kindness to someone else.

I’m so good at giving, I could probably be a professional gift wrapper.

I believe in giving, especially when it comes to giving my friends a hard time.

Giving is like a roller coaster – there are ups and downs, but it always leaves you feeling exhilarated.

They say it’s better to give than to receive, but I’d like to test that theory by receiving unlimited Amazon gift cards.

Giving is like a superhero power – it might not save the world, but it can make someone’s day a little brighter.

I believe in giving, especially when it comes to giving my opinions on social media.

They say it’s better to give than to receive, but I’d like to receive a lifetime supply of chocolate just to be sure.

Giving is like a dance – you take one step forward and end up doing the Macarena.

I’m all about giving, especially when it comes to giving my dog endless belly rubs.

They say it’s better to give than to receive, but I’d gladly receive a beach vacation for my giving efforts.

Giving is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s usually something sweet.

I believe in giving, especially when it comes to giving my friends a hard time about their questionable fashion choices.

They say it’s better to give than to receive, but I’d like to test that theory by receiving an all-expenses-paid trip around the world.

Giving is like a puzzle – you piece together acts of kindness and end up with a heart full of joy.

I’m the giving type, especially when it comes to giving my friends unsolicited advice.

They say it’s better to give than to receive, but I’d like to receive a lifetime supply of pizza just to be sure.

Giving is like a magic trick – you make someone smile and suddenly, all your own problems disappear.

I believe in giving, especially when it comes to giving my friends a hard time for their terrible taste in movies.

They say it’s better to give than to receive, but I’d like to test that theory by receiving a year’s supply of chocolate.

Giving is like a roller coaster – there are ups and downs, but it always leaves you feeling exhilarated and slightly nauseous.

I’m all about giving, especially when it comes to giving my cat endless chin scratches.

They say it’s better to give than to receive, but I’d gladly receive a spa day for my giving efforts.

Giving is like a dance – you take one step forward and end up doing the chicken dance.

I believe in giving, especially when it comes to giving my friends a hard time about their questionable music taste.

They say it’s better to give than to receive, but I’d like to test that theory by receiving a lifetime supply of pizza.

Giving is like a puzzle – you piece together acts of kindness and end up with a heart full of joy and maybe a missing puzzle piece or two.

I’m the giving type, especially when it comes to giving my friends unsolicited relationship advice.

They say it’s better to give than to receive, but I’d like to test that theory by receiving a year’s supply of coffee.