Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings
You will find the love of your life in a pizza parlor.
You will become fluent in dolphin language – good luck finding some dolphins.
You may eat a whole box of cookies today and still have good luck.
Your pet squirrel will become an internet sensation.
Your dream job will involve wearing a cape.
You will win a lifetime supply of bubble wrap.
A squirrel will steal your hat and make it their new home.
Be wary of stray rubber ducks – they may bring unexpected fortune.
A clown will bring you good luck. Unless you’re scared of clowns.
Your favorite pair of socks will gain sentience and start offering advice.
You will discover a hidden talent for juggling raw eggs.
A seagull will grant you three wishes. Just don’t forget the bag of chips.
You will meet a talking llama – finally, someone to have deep conversations with.
A fortune teller will predict the color of your underwear. Prepare to be amazed.
You will find the perfect dance partner – they might just be a penguin.
Your homemade lasagna will dazzle the world.
A squirrel, a chicken, and a penguin will become best friends. Don’t ask why.
Your secret talent for solving Rubik’s cubes blindfolded will finally be recognized.
You will win a hot dog eating contest, but only after mastering the art of eating with your toes.
Your favorite pair of socks will mysteriously disappear, only to reappear in a parallel universe.
A donut will predict your future – just follow the sprinkles.
You will find 10 dollars in your jacket pocket, along with a mysterious note from your future self.
Beware of talking cats – they may try to sell you insurance.
You will discover a hidden talent for juggling flaming marshmallows.
A squirrel will teach you the secret language of acorns.
Your handmade sweater will become an object of envy among trendsetters worldwide.
A fortune teller will predict the number of jellybeans in your pocket. Prepare to be astonished.
You will have a surprise encounter with a penguin in a grocery store. Maybe they just needed some groceries?
You will learn to communicate with plants. They have a lot of wisdom to offer.
A llama will guide you to the fountain of eternal happiness. Just don’t forget to bring carrots.
Your secret desire to become a professional hula hooper will suddenly become a reality.
A fortune teller will predict the exact number of grapes you will eat in your lifetime. It’s surprisingly accurate.
You will win a lifetime supply of cotton candy. Prepare for a pink and sugary future.
Your talent for solving crossword puzzles will lead to fame and fortune. Finally, an excuse for all those hours spent with a pen and paper.
You will attend a tea party hosted by a group of talking rabbits. Don’t be late.
A squirrel will steal your sandwich, but don’t worry – it’s a sign of good luck.
Your dreams of becoming a professional pancake flipper will come true. Get ready for some impressive breakfasts.
You will invent a new flavor of ice cream and become a beloved dessert genius.
A fortune teller will predict the exact time you will find a four-leaf clover. Get ready for some serious searching.
You will accidentally win a hot air balloon race. It’s time to learn how to navigate the skies.
Your dream of becoming a professional thumb wrestler will become a reality. Prepare for intense thumb battles.
A squirrel will steal your car keys, but they will return them after taking a joyride. At least they have good taste in cars.
You will meet a talking jellyfish – finally, someone with a unique perspective on life.
Your secret talent for impersonating owls will dazzle friends and strangers alike.
You will find a secret message hidden in a fortune cookie. Just don’t eat the message.
A squirrel will write a poem about your adventures. It will become a bestseller.
Your talent for making balloon animals will bring joy to orphaned kittens.
You will discover a hidden talent for tap dancing while wearing flippers. Get ready to be the star of the underwater dance floor.
A fortune teller will predict the exact number of times you will sneeze in your lifetime. Be prepared for some serious nose-stroking.
You will become the world champion of wrapping presents. Get ready for some serious paper cuts.